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Song Parodies -> "The Auto Rap"

Original Song Title:

"The Poke Rap"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Auto Rap"

Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

This is a long song...are you ready?
I want to drive the best/ Tearin' up some grass
To beat all the rest/ Cause I drive real fast

Avenger/ Lotus/ Cavalier/ Mazda
Sunfire/ Lumina/ Frontier/ Jetta
Sentra/ Alero/ Chevrolet/ Nova
Aerostar/ Barracuda/ Pontiac/ Celica
(Drive 'em, drive 'em, gotta drive 'em all...all those cars!)

I'm walkin' down the street/ Lookin' far and wide
For a car that's not locked/ So I can get inside

Vanagon/ Subaru/ Mitsubishi/ Galant
Rodeo/ Stratus/ Mercury/ Countach
Wagoneer/ Yukon/ Jaguar/ Camaro
Kia/ Tundra/ Thunderbird/ Diablo
Corvette/ Camry/ Prelude/ DeVille/
Escalade/ Oldsmobile/ Avalanche/ Chevelle
Saturn/ GTi/ Baja/ Cobra
Lincoln/ Dodge/ Rendevous/ Supra
(Gotta drive 'em all, gotta drive 'em all- YEAH!)
(Gotta drive 'em all, gotta drive 'em all- YEAH!)

Intrepid/ Skylark/ Rabbit/ Trans AM
Liberty/ Element/ Altima/ Mako Shark
Beetle/ Lexus/ Maxima/ Volvo
Cabrio/ Model T/ Grand Prix/ GTO

There's just so many cars here/ For me to take
To be a car-jacking thief will be a...piece of cake!

Lamborghini/ Isuzu/ Toyota/ Charger
Explorer/ Honda/ McClaren/ Miata
Bel Air/ Oddysey/ Plymouth/ Prowler
Audi/ GMC/ Civic/ Viper

*Woo! I'm at a traffic light! Drivin' great so far! Oh no! It's the cops! They are hot on my trail! Talk time's we go!*

Durango/ Dakota/ Espirit/ Protege
Excursion/ Prizm/ Axiom/ Sting Ray
Acura/ Taurus/ Yugo/ Villager
Accord/ Eclipse/ Firebird/ Challenger
Caravan/ Ford/ El Camino/ Sebring
Aztec/ Echo/ Mini (Grand Marquis!)
Euro Van/ CRX/ Saab/ Vector
Monte Carlo/ Windstar/ Neon/ Cougar

There's so many cars/ I can't name them all
Been runnin' from the cops because I...broke the law!

Cadillac/ Escort/ Venture/ Wrangler
Integra/ Astro/ Spyder/ Bonneville
Sundance/ Buick/ Microbus!
Regal/ Tacoma/ Continental/ Focus!

*Whoa! That was close man! Tighten those belts and get off taht cell phone! Don't make me crash with just 24 more to go! Now it gets tricky - so don't spill the coffee!*

Pinto/ Malibu/ Nissan/ Impala
Sable/ Expedition/ Mercedes/ Corvair
Corolla/ Ranger/ Ferrari/ Grand AM
AMC/ Gremlin/ Porsche ( I'm almost home!)
(Gotta drive 'em all, gotta drive 'em all- YEAH!)
(Gotta drive 'em all, gotta drive 'em all- YOW!)
DeLorean!... Volkswagen!
Hummer/ Mountaineer/ Karmann Ghia!
Land Rover...Rolls-Royce/ TT/ Chrysler
(That's all folks!)

Drive 'em, drive 'em, gotta drive 'em all...
Ooo, gotta drive 'em all...All those cars!
Drive 'em, drive 'em, gotta drive 'em all...
Ooo, this ain't no freakin' PokeMon!
Crash 'em, crash 'em, gotta crash 'em all
Gotta scam 'em all...Insurance!!
Perhaps the longest song on Scrawny Johnny's 1st album- "Swallow the Leader"

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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Marianne E. B. Markham - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
All 5's! REALLY creative parody! lol! Well I hope you drove 'em all...
Geriatricyoda - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
That was funny, though I wouldn't know if it was in the same pace as the original as I haven't heard the Poke Rap.... ...Honest...
To A Lesser Extent - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool idea. Very creative, and rhyming is right on with the original!
Bryan Pardue - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow... now I really want a car...
creepy_lizard - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
pokemon rocks
creepy_lizard - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
that WAS good..but not after the crappy ending...i mean....stealing a pokemon song and use it on what u like?..will..if im not wrong..the ending means that u hate pokemon.. what ur doing is like this: u go to ur enemy..u steal ur enemies game...u play it and u LOVE it...and then u say that u hate it.... thats what u are doing...that crap in ur site should be taken away....because it is the most BAYISH thing i had ever read yet
Scrawny Johnny - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
...huh?? .......what's "bayish"?? that some pokemon term?!!?
creepy_lizard - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
i meant u understand????BABYISH...BABYISH...AND BABYISH>:
Naota - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Christie Marie M - September 05, 2007 - Report this comment
WHOA!!!! Your parody can't get any better than this!!!! This would be a good promo for all car dealerships and car companies!!! Very creative! I love the way you connect pokemon to automobiles. I am gonna sing that while I drive! 555.

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