-> "The Auto Rap"
Original Song Title:
"The Poke Rap"
Parody Song Title:
"The Auto Rap"
The Lyrics
I want to drive the best/ Tearin' up some grass
To beat all the rest/ Cause I drive real fast
Avenger/ Lotus/ Cavalier/ Mazda
Sunfire/ Lumina/ Frontier/ Jetta
Sentra/ Alero/ Chevrolet/ Nova
Aerostar/ Barracuda/ Pontiac/ Celica
(Drive 'em, drive 'em, gotta drive 'em all...all those cars!)
I'm walkin' down the street/ Lookin' far and wide
For a car that's not locked/ So I can get inside
Vanagon/ Subaru/ Mitsubishi/ Galant
Rodeo/ Stratus/ Mercury/ Countach
Wagoneer/ Yukon/ Jaguar/ Camaro
Kia/ Tundra/ Thunderbird/ Diablo
Corvette/ Camry/ Prelude/ DeVille/
Escalade/ Oldsmobile/ Avalanche/ Chevelle
Saturn/ GTi/ Baja/ Cobra
Lincoln/ Dodge/ Rendevous/ Supra
(Gotta drive 'em all, gotta drive 'em all- YEAH!)
(Gotta drive 'em all, gotta drive 'em all- YEAH!)
Intrepid/ Skylark/ Rabbit/ Trans AM
Liberty/ Element/ Altima/ Mako Shark
Beetle/ Lexus/ Maxima/ Volvo
Cabrio/ Model T/ Grand Prix/ GTO
There's just so many cars here/ For me to take
To be a car-jacking thief will be a...piece of cake!
Lamborghini/ Isuzu/ Toyota/ Charger
Explorer/ Honda/ McClaren/ Miata
Bel Air/ Oddysey/ Plymouth/ Prowler
Audi/ GMC/ Civic/ Viper
*Woo! I'm at a traffic light! Drivin' great so far! Oh no! It's the cops! They are hot on my trail! Talk time's over...here we go!*
Durango/ Dakota/ Espirit/ Protege
Excursion/ Prizm/ Axiom/ Sting Ray
Acura/ Taurus/ Yugo/ Villager
Accord/ Eclipse/ Firebird/ Challenger
Caravan/ Ford/ El Camino/ Sebring
Aztec/ Echo/ Mini (Grand Marquis!)
Euro Van/ CRX/ Saab/ Vector
Monte Carlo/ Windstar/ Neon/ Cougar
There's so many cars/ I can't name them all
Been runnin' from the cops because I...broke the law!
Cadillac/ Escort/ Venture/ Wrangler
Integra/ Astro/ Spyder/ Bonneville
Sundance/ Buick/ Microbus!
Regal/ Tacoma/ Continental/ Focus!
*Whoa! That was close man! Tighten those belts and get off taht cell phone! Don't make me crash with just 24 more to go! Now it gets tricky - so don't spill the coffee!*
Pinto/ Malibu/ Nissan/ Impala
Sable/ Expedition/ Mercedes/ Corvair
Corolla/ Ranger/ Ferrari/ Grand AM
AMC/ Gremlin/ Porsche ( I'm almost home!)
(Gotta drive 'em all, gotta drive 'em all- YEAH!)
(Gotta drive 'em all, gotta drive 'em all- YOW!)
DeLorean!... Volkswagen!
Hummer/ Mountaineer/ Karmann Ghia!
Land Rover...Rolls-Royce/ TT/ Chrysler
(That's all folks!)
Drive 'em, drive 'em, gotta drive 'em all...
Ooo, gotta drive 'em all...All those cars!
Drive 'em, drive 'em, gotta drive 'em all...
Ooo, this ain't no freakin' PokeMon!
Crash 'em, crash 'em, gotta crash 'em all
Gotta scam 'em all...Insurance!!
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