Song Parodies -> Just Another Day In A Campsite
| Original Song Title: | "Just Another Day In Paradise" |
| Original Performer: | Phil Vassar |
| Parody Song Title: | "Just Another Day In A Campsite" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
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You start bitching
I went fishing
You're barking cause instead of me bringing
You to Beverly Hills, swimming pools
We're crashing in a cottage room
In a half hour
You're devoured
I told you to use Deet
But you just glowered
"This crappy place
Is a pain in the camp"
Build the flames up for a light snack
Raccoons in the cooler, Oh Geeze
"Baby road trippin'
Hope Wal-Mart's equippin'
This kinda camping thing"
Well we're away
Nature's nice
It's just another day in a campsite
You say there's someplace
That you'd rather be
Well there's mouse turds
You scream
I wouldn't stay in a Motel 8
And the ranger spies, every night
Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite
Next day you're baked
I guess you put on lotion a bit till too late
Cause you're lobster red you start to cry
"Baby, try SPF 59"
Well, eating looks like
Charbroiled hotdogs in the lantern light
Then we'll open up
A pack of booze
Make a little love that's over do
But
Somebody had a headache
I don't do this badly
But I guess it's no teddy
Cause you sleep in back of the jeep
Well we're away
Nature's nice
It's just another day in a campsite
Well it's Disney that
You'd rather be
You call me, "Retard
Dummy"
And everything else in between
And I ask the Lord
She's my wife?
Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite
Well we're away
Nature's nice
It's just another day in a campsite
Well it's Key West that
You'd rather be
Cause there's no bars
Shopping
She'd rather trade for Purgatory
And she says she's bored
Every night
Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite
It's just another day in a campsite
Ooooooh, no
Well you keep yapping
We went camping
Just another day
Just another day in a campsite
Well the next day we vacate
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
It's just another day in a campsite
I went fishing
You're barking cause instead of me bringing
You to Beverly Hills, swimming pools
We're crashing in a cottage room
In a half hour
You're devoured
I told you to use Deet
But you just glowered
"This crappy place
Is a pain in the camp"
Build the flames up for a light snack
Raccoons in the cooler, Oh Geeze
"Baby road trippin'
Hope Wal-Mart's equippin'
This kinda camping thing"
Well we're away
Nature's nice
It's just another day in a campsite
You say there's someplace
That you'd rather be
Well there's mouse turds
You scream
I wouldn't stay in a Motel 8
And the ranger spies, every night
Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite
Next day you're baked
I guess you put on lotion a bit till too late
Cause you're lobster red you start to cry
"Baby, try SPF 59"
Well, eating looks like
Charbroiled hotdogs in the lantern light
Then we'll open up
A pack of booze
Make a little love that's over do
But
Somebody had a headache
I don't do this badly
But I guess it's no teddy
Cause you sleep in back of the jeep
Well we're away
Nature's nice
It's just another day in a campsite
Well it's Disney that
You'd rather be
You call me, "Retard
Dummy"
And everything else in between
And I ask the Lord
She's my wife?
Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite
Well we're away
Nature's nice
It's just another day in a campsite
Well it's Key West that
You'd rather be
Cause there's no bars
Shopping
She'd rather trade for Purgatory
And she says she's bored
Every night
Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite
It's just another day in a campsite
Ooooooh, no
Well you keep yapping
We went camping
Just another day
Just another day in a campsite
Well the next day we vacate
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
It's just another day in a campsite
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(ABC4) Some funny lines abound in this little trip. Hard to pace, and it shows. Pretty darned good, if not perfect.
(ABC4-J) Man this sounded like it was a campede. I used to love camping when I was younger - Give me an RV anytime. I like my comfort. And what Agri said - especially timing and pacing. Excellent.
(ABC4-J) Quite amusing. Here's S'more 5's!
(J) Hadn't heard TOS until now. Looks fairly tough, but you did a great job with it:
(ABC) What impresses me about this particular parody is that you stayed with the original rhyme scheme, I try to do that on most of my parodies because I think it sounds better and more familiar to the ear, from a recording stand point--this is the best song in the round hands down because it would be recognized because of the familiar rhyme scheme and the fact that it was kept brilliantly in tack. Don't care for the OS, but you made it far more tolerable.
(ABC-J)I enjoyed all the images and humor. Great pacing. I'm with your wife. The only camping I enjoy is at a Sheraton.
. . . I stil enjoy it from time to time, when I have the time!! In NorCAL we have beaches, and no mosQuitos! So it goes a lot easier.
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