At home, watching Emily, my baby cousin
Babysitting, Disney Channel's on
Awwww man, This Again?
Emily says "Hannah Montana!!"

I mumble "Why does she like this crap?"
Oh, she's just 9, she's really not aware
That Miley is a bad influence
She's so naïve

Miley has spoken… she says she regrets
Miley has spoken… I don't believe her

Clearly I remember turning on the girl
She's a tactless little slut
Oh, and Miley is liar.
Posed for Vanity Fair and covered her bare breasts
How could I forget?
Then she hit me with a surprise last.
Pole danced at Teen Choice. My jaw dropped open.
Just like the day...oh like the day I heard.
But she didn't pay attention no.
And her "singing" is something that many cannot bear.
Ms. Miley Cyrus the precocious, she's headed for hell

Miley has spoken… she says she regrets
Miley has spoken… I don't believe her
Miley has spoken… go jump off a bridge!

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!

Try to forget this. She won't regret this.
Try to forget this. She won't regret this.
Disgrace to the world.

Miley has spoken… she says she regrets
Miley has spoken… I don't believe her
Miley has spoken… spoken
We are all pukin… pukin
Miley has spoken to ET today

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!

Wooooooh, Wooooooh, uh-hu, uh-hu.