Song Parodies -> Soulja Boy
| Original Song Title: | "Corduroy" |
| Original Performer: | Pearl Jam |
| Parody Song Title: | "Soulja Boy" |
| Parody Written by: | MrMacphisto |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S73ypK3As8I
This grating new rap fad
And what I hear is such a mess
'Cause where my interests lack
Is hearing that voice in my head
I don't wanna hear the way he lives
I would rather barf all day instead
I can only laugh at how he talks
Just another rapper corporate whore
Can't take this vermin's act
Oh, though with teenagers impressed
The ones with taste will still resist
His behavior is so weak
Dressing like a fool is apropos
While he sings about his skanky hos
Made it in a market full of schlock
Otherwise, he'd be cleaning up floors
All his music, we will soon forget
Until that time, the radio we dread
I have heard him 'till my ears have bled
Music so bad that it should be banned
Is this kid deranged?
Or is all talent estranged?
Critics panned
All his mixtures
Of pop fixtures
I don't think we ever will forgive
How they let this awful shi* be spread
Now it seems they have no dignity
[2x]
Wouldn't even take it if it's free
Wouldn't even take it cause it's... [censored]
Singing things that just sound dumb
Oh, don't look for class, 'cause there is none
He soldja all a scam
For... a short attention span
And what I hear is such a mess
'Cause where my interests lack
Is hearing that voice in my head
I don't wanna hear the way he lives
I would rather barf all day instead
I can only laugh at how he talks
Just another rapper corporate whore
Can't take this vermin's act
Oh, though with teenagers impressed
The ones with taste will still resist
His behavior is so weak
Dressing like a fool is apropos
While he sings about his skanky hos
Made it in a market full of schlock
Otherwise, he'd be cleaning up floors
All his music, we will soon forget
Until that time, the radio we dread
I have heard him 'till my ears have bled
Music so bad that it should be banned
Is this kid deranged?
Or is all talent estranged?
Critics panned
All his mixtures
Of pop fixtures
I don't think we ever will forgive
How they let this awful shi* be spread
Now it seems they have no dignity
[2x]
Wouldn't even take it if it's free
Wouldn't even take it cause it's... [censored]
Singing things that just sound dumb
Oh, don't look for class, 'cause there is none
He soldja all a scam
For... a short attention span
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I admire some of the rap stuff...not too familiar with the artist you mention...parody well written..
As mentioned above ^ , I do NOT know this tune, however it be a nice piece of Rap, Sir Feast-On-Ho
Thanks, AFW and UV. :) If you'd like to hear the original, go to the youtube link near the top. It's probably one of Pearl Jam's best songs.
I do know TOS: not one of my favorite PJ tunes. Very well done though, MrMac, and to a richly deserving target. I'm a bit surprised you didn't sub "sphincter" for "tincture", but what you have is awesome all the same.
Thanks, Red... :) I'm a big Vitalogy fan, so I guess I'm kind of weird compared to most PJ enthusiasts.
a pearl of a parody....count me among the (c)rap dislikers
Thanks Alvin... :)
I've been a critic of Soulja Boy since I first saw his "Yah B**ch" song on top of the comedy charts at Soundclick. The guy can't spell or classify his music right. . .His music is so repeatitive, disco artists are jealous. Straight 5s from me.
Thanks, BAD! :)
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