Song Parodies -> Richard Gere

Original Song Title:

"Spin the Black Circle"

Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

  
Parody Song Title:

"Richard Gere"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvOPDXLSMFo
See this evil
It's in my pants
Drop, drop, droppin' it down
Oh so gently
The furry claws
Cause the pain
Crawling up
Torture everyway

[chorus]
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
In my crack, in my crack
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
ooohhhh

Pull it out
I gotta bleed
Oh my joy
When they move and kick their feet
As they dig
My legs will curl
I shiver too
Shaken through, I purr

[chorus]

You're so warm
oh... habitual
When I lay down
You work your charm

Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
In my crack, in my crack
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'

[4x]
In my crack

[5x]
In my crack gerbil

[6x]
Clenchin'
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TJC - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny and truly, er, ratmospheric!
alvin - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
gee, how did i know gerbils were gonna be involved in this parody...lol
AFW - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I like it, but I don't understand it...what's the connection to Richard Gere...?
Invisible Boy - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, but I have the same question as AFW...
McKludge - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
There was a rumor in the mid 90s that Richard Gere had to go to the emergency room to get a gerbil removed from his rectum. There's no proof it ever happened, but the meme circulated for months.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm
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MrMacphisto - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, Alvin, AFW, Invisible Boy, and McKludge... :)
Red Ant - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Debunked or not, it's still funny. Someone here did "Gerbil Maze" to "Purple Haze" (Claude, maybe?). You ought to check it out. 5s.
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red :) I'll have to check that out...

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