Song Parodies -> Richard Gere
| Original Song Title: | "Spin the Black Circle" |
| Original Performer: | Pearl Jam |
| Parody Song Title: | "Richard Gere" |
| Parody Written by: | MrMacphisto |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvOPDXLSMFo
See this evil
It's in my pants
Drop, drop, droppin' it down
Oh so gently
The furry claws
Cause the pain
Crawling up
Torture everyway
[chorus]
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
In my crack, in my crack
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
ooohhhh
Pull it out
I gotta bleed
Oh my joy
When they move and kick their feet
As they dig
My legs will curl
I shiver too
Shaken through, I purr
[chorus]
You're so warm
oh... habitual
When I lay down
You work your charm
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
In my crack, in my crack
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
[4x]
In my crack
[5x]
In my crack gerbil
[6x]
Clenchin'
It's in my pants
Drop, drop, droppin' it down
Oh so gently
The furry claws
Cause the pain
Crawling up
Torture everyway
[chorus]
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
In my crack, in my crack
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
ooohhhh
Pull it out
I gotta bleed
Oh my joy
When they move and kick their feet
As they dig
My legs will curl
I shiver too
Shaken through, I purr
[chorus]
You're so warm
oh... habitual
When I lay down
You work your charm
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
In my crack, in my crack
Clenchin'
In my crack gerbil
Clenchin'
[4x]
In my crack
[5x]
In my crack gerbil
[6x]
Clenchin'
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Funny and truly, er, ratmospheric!
gee, how did i know gerbils were gonna be involved in this parody...lol
I like it, but I don't understand it...what's the connection to Richard Gere...?
Sorry, but I have the same question as AFW...
There was a rumor in the mid 90s that Richard Gere had to go to the emergency room to get a gerbil removed from his rectum. There's no proof it ever happened, but the meme circulated for months.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm
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Thanks, TJC, Alvin, AFW, Invisible Boy, and McKludge... :)
Debunked or not, it's still funny. Someone here did "Gerbil Maze" to "Purple Haze" (Claude, maybe?). You ought to check it out. 5s.
Thanks, Red :) I'll have to check that out...
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