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Song Parodies -> "(Ron) Jeremy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"(Ron) Jeremy"

Parody Written by:

Elgin Edward Suiter

The Lyrics

At home, re-mi-niscing,
of topless mounts,
with him on top,
happy as a clam;
Legs spread in a "V",
a third leg, and neon day glow...

That he did ap-peal to most women, (No!),
"Cause the guy was some-thing
that wo-men didn't take to, so ea-si-ly,
The naked, so ruled his world...

Je-re-my "spoke" in "class" today,
Je-re-my "spoke" in "class" today...

Clearly, I remember, watching Ron's old porn,
Seemed like harmless, college fun
Oh, but he unleashed his "lion",
Dropped his shorts and met that nubile lady's chest,
How could I forget;
And then he hit us with a surprise,
that, left our eyes open,
jaws dropped wide open,
Just like the time, oh, like the time I heard...

That he gave him-self "affection",
and the guy had some-thing
that women couldn't take, so ea-si-ly,
"Buck Naked", so ruled his world...

Je-re-my "spoke" in "class" today,
Je-re-my "spoke" in "class" today...

Je-re-my "rode" in "class" to-day...

Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!,
Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!,
Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!,...

(Try, to forget this...!)
(Try, to erase this...!)
(Try, to erase this...!)
(Be-fore she comes home...!)

Je-re-my "spoke" in "class" today,
Je-re-my "spoke" in "class" today...

Je-re-my, "spoke" in, "spoke" in...,
Je-re-my, "spoke" in, "spoke" in...

Je-re-my "rode" in "class" to-day...

Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!, Ooh!... (Repeat x times, depending on "dosage")

(Spoke in..., spoke in...)

(Spoke in..., spoke in...)


(Spoke in..., spoke in...)

(Fade to sleep...)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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MrMacphisto - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I had long thought of doing something like this, but you beat me to it. Great job... 5-5-5

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