Song Parodies -> Spending Jones
| Original Song Title: | "Jealous Bone" |
| Original Performer: | Patty Loveless |
| Parody Song Title: | "Spending Jones" |
| Parody Written by: | Immoral Liberal |
Somewhere deep down in our darkest parts,
There's a green flame that burns in our hearts;
Got a spending jones; got a spending jones.
Ever since we got back in last time,
Threw cash 'round with no reason or rhyme;
Got a spending jones; got a spending jones.
And we know it's gonna burn us all
When this whole confidence game blows,
But oh, oh, oh, we have no self control;
We've been rolled... by our spending jones.
You vote for our foes, what can they do?
It takes one to know one, and they're all burning too:
Got a spending jones; got a spending jones.
Cash and water flow just the same;
Everyone's guilty and nobody's to blame;
Got a spending jones; got a spending jones. (Spending jones...)
And there's no way to pay it all off,
But we don't wanna lose your vote,
And oh, oh, oh, you have no self control;
You've also... got a spending jones!
Spending jones; (spending jones...) spending jones;
Spending jones; got a spending jones.
What did you think? That we were Santa's elves?
See what you get now for robbing yourselves!
Got a spending jones; a spending jones. (Spending jones...)
Spending jones; got a spending jones. (Spending jones...)
Spending jones; got a spending jones. (Spending jones...)
Spending jones; got a spending jones...
There's a green flame that burns in our hearts;
Got a spending jones; got a spending jones.
Ever since we got back in last time,
Threw cash 'round with no reason or rhyme;
Got a spending jones; got a spending jones.
And we know it's gonna burn us all
When this whole confidence game blows,
But oh, oh, oh, we have no self control;
We've been rolled... by our spending jones.
You vote for our foes, what can they do?
It takes one to know one, and they're all burning too:
Got a spending jones; got a spending jones.
Cash and water flow just the same;
Everyone's guilty and nobody's to blame;
Got a spending jones; got a spending jones. (Spending jones...)
And there's no way to pay it all off,
But we don't wanna lose your vote,
And oh, oh, oh, you have no self control;
You've also... got a spending jones!
Spending jones; (spending jones...) spending jones;
Spending jones; got a spending jones.
What did you think? That we were Santa's elves?
See what you get now for robbing yourselves!
Got a spending jones; a spending jones. (Spending jones...)
Spending jones; got a spending jones. (Spending jones...)
Spending jones; got a spending jones. (Spending jones...)
Spending jones; got a spending jones...
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