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Song Parodies -> "Atkins"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Atkins"

Parody Written by:

joebean1988

The Lyrics

Got the Idea when I wen on the diet. I orderd cake at dinner and it came to me! Cut My Cake into Peices...
C) Cut my cake into peaces
This is my last dessert
Starvation
No Eating
Don't give a *&#$ if i die from withdrawel
This is my last dessert

1) Cut my cake into peices
Choc-o-let
Starvation no eating
Dont give a *&#$ if i die from withdrawel
Cant you see that my waistline's receding
You think carbs are good? Well The're Not
Eat some meat tonight
Chances are I might
They say that you can eat alot
But the carbs arn't so hot

C2) But I'm loosing mt fat
Loosing my gut
Sorry Jenny Creg but your out of luck
Lossing my fat
Loosing my gut
Ain't losing 20 lb's for 20 Bucks

2) Rever realized I was fat till now
Sort of like a cow
Should be hulling a plow
So I tried every diet there is
Frome Slimfast to grapefrute
This is how I lived
It all started in Borders one day
Book said loose fat
Don't gane no more weight
I bought it thats what I did
Started eating meats
Carb counting in my head

C2) 'Cas I'm loosing mt fat
Loosing my gut
Sorry Slimfast but your out of luck
Lossing my fat
Loosing my gut
Heathy shakes ain't gona make the cut

B) Atkins is my friend
Will be to the end
Carbs I must fend

C) Cut my cake into peaces
This is my last dessert
Starvation
No Eating
Don't give a *&#$ if i die from withdrawel
This is my last dessert

R) You think that carbs are good? Well The're Not
Eat some meat tonight
Chances are that I might
They say that you can eat alot
But the carbs arn't so hot

C2) 'Cas I'm loosing mt fat
Loosing my gut
Sorry Slimfast but your out of luck
Lossing my fat
Loosing my gut
Heathy shakes ain't gona make the cut

B) Atkins is my friend
Will be to the end
Carbs I must fend

B2) At ~ kins
At ~ kins
At ~ kins
(C) 2004 dont use this song you stupid KID

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Kid - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked it, but papa roach did not have any 90s stuff. That's because their debut album was released in 2000. So if anything, maybe it was recorded prior to 1/1/2000.
Joebean1988 - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, though it was releaced in 98 or 99

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