Football cards of love surrounding me, I'm lost in a world of fantasy
Every night he comes to me and gives me all the excitement I need

Now this hot boy, he's not your average boy
He's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's so fine, designed to blow your mind
he's a hottie, more than anyone I've ever seen, whoo!

I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams

Martín Gramática's lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Gary Anderson's beauty mark
When it comes to the test well Cary Blanchard's the best
And Morten Andersen brings the rest (ohhh)

Now this hot boy, he's not your average boy
he's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's so fine, designed to blow your mind
he's a hottie, more than anyone I've ever seen, whoo!

I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams

Bridge:
Looks ain't everything, he's got the sweetest personality
Like Adam V. (Adam V.)
My mama thinks I'm lazy, my friends all think I'm crazy
But in my mind I leave the world behind every night
I dream liquid dreams, my liquid dreams
Every night I dream, these liquid dreams, ooohhh

I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams

I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams

I dream about a boy who's a mix of Mike Vanderjagt
Just a little touch of Janikowski's wild style, with Al Del Greco's smile
throw in a body like Matt Stover's
You got the star of my kickers dreams