Trading cards of love surrounding me
I'm lost in a world of fantasy
Every night he comes to me
And gives me all the sanity I need

Now this, hot guy, he's not your average guy
He's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's, so fine, designed to blow your mind
He's so fine he's a discussing ugly man

Chorus

I dream about a guy who's a mix of Jorge Posada
Just a little touch of Paul O'neal's temper
With Scott Brosuis smile
Throw in a body like Joe Torre
You've got the star of my Yankee dreams
My Yankee dreams

Don Zimmers lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Derek J's beauty mark (or is that a zit?)
When it comes to the test, well, Bernie's the best
And Chuck Knoblauch brings the rest

Now this , hot guy, he's not your average guy
He's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's, so fine, designed to blow your mind
He's so fine he's a discussing ugly man

Chorus

I dream about a guy who's a mix of Jorge Posada
Just a little touch of Paul O'neal's temper
With Scott Brosuis smile
Throw in a body like Joe Torre
You've got the star of you're my Yankee dreams
My Yankee dreams

Looks ain't everthing
He's got the sweetest personality
Like David J (David J)

My mama thinks I'm lazy
My friends all think I'm crazy
But in my mind
I leave the world behind

Every night I dream
Yankee dreams
My Yankee dreams
New York, New York
Hey, Nomar's better anyway!

I dream about a guy who's a mix of Jorge Posada
Just a little touch of Paul O'neal's temper
With Scott Brosuis smile
Throw in a body like Joe Torre
You've got the star of you're my Yankee dreams
My Yankee dreams