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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly For A Gangster"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A Gangster"

Parody Written by:

Funky Pigeon

The Lyrics

Rob their stupid bare arse naked

Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
And every hostage says I'm pretty fly for a Gangster

Load, prime, pull, shoot, grab and snatch and run

You know, it's kinda hard to be a gangster now
The others are all puffs, but we make it anyhow
We may rob your arse naked and make your face pale
But in everything we do, well, we don't end up in jail

We'll rob a bank, its at pointblank
You know morals don't really sink in anyway
Gonna use our guns, not rob orphans
Yeah that'd, be low, yeah way, down low

We all dress with flair, we don't want the electric chair
At least, you'll know you can always go out on a date
The chicks love guys like me
So hey hey, do that Gangsta thing

Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
And every hostage says I'm pretty fly for a Gangster

We drive our flash cars, not just any will do us
But they only had one Rolls, but we're inconspicous
Now cruising in our flash cars, we see coppers as we pass
But if we drive fast, they're gonna shoot our lily ass

So do it right, we're up all night
You know we're just gonna escape you anyway
Gonna run like hell, bribed cops won't tell
Run away, run away, like hell, run away

You know we'll be there, we are the cops nightmare
At least, you'll know you can always go and Commit Rape
Lets get some guys like me
and hey hey, do that Gangsta thing

Now, we've all been into jail, yeah, we all got done once
He wanted just 13, hes going in there for yonks
Friends say he's gonna break out cos guys want him to strip
But while he's in jail, guy's let, Guys let the soap slip

Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
Want some more tea Homeboy, huh huh, huh huh
Load, prime, pull, shoot, grab and snatch and run

So get it right, we like a fight
You know we don't really shoot people anyway
We give old folks strokes, and smoke some coke
None for, you no, way none, for you

So if you're no fool, make sure to keep it cool
At least, you know that not every single gangsta's cruel
This world needs guys like me
The chicks dig guys like me
Let's get some more guys like me
And hey hey, we'll all rob a brand new bank
Just Like to say I feel this is my best parody so far

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