How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you
How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you
How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you
And everybody looks at the broken fly on the fat guy

Our towns had their share of fat guys in the past
But they'd all go on diets there weight wouldn't last
This new guy is obese, I think he'll do the trick
I feel bad for the guy he can't even see his stick

What's he going to do
He hasn't got a clue
Eating from a dish he really loves the fish
He eats all day he eats all day
And I've got a hunch
He eats more than an apple for lunch
Just grab a ham sandwich and
Hey Hey do that Fat Albert thing

How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you
How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you
How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you
And everybody looks at the broken fly on the fat guy

He shops at large and tall stores to find clothes that fit
Since XXL barely reach past his armpit
Now when guys say you're fat and I'm slim
They're never seen again cause he'll sit on top of him
When we are at our school
People take his socks to dry off after pool
He'll some clams, and another side of ham
What's not to like, What's not to like
He has never tried Fat Free food in all his living days
No matter what he eats he always needs extra mayonnaise
So grab a ham sandwich and
Hey Hey do that Fat Albert thing

Now be careful when you feed your cat
He'll even ask it are you gonna finish that
Every time you see him he'll have salty lips
That's why he really has to lay off potato chips

How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you
How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you
How you doing chunky, screw you, screw you

Well he sweats like a dog
Eats more than a hog
He has a fear of mouse, can't fit in his house
He wants some cake, he wants some cake
Yeh he really eats alots
In kindergarten he ate building blocks
Now speaking as friend
They need to sew his mouth end
So grab a ham sandwich and
Hey Hey do that Fat Albert thing