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Song Parodies -> "Red Dwarf"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderwall"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Oasis

Parody Song Title:

"Red Dwarf"

Parody Written by:

Alex J

The Lyrics

Today, was gonna be okay
But instead it really ain’t all that
Locked in, for committing the sin
Of just smuggling [smuggle-ing] on board a cat
I don’t believe six months in stasis
For breaking quarantine is really right

So then, I’m waking up again
An the ‘puter tells me “Dave they’re dead”
Ask: “Who?” And Holly says “The crew”
And I still don’t follow what he said
I can’t believe a cadmium leak
Three million years ago, killed them all

My friend’s a stupid hologram called Rimmer;
The senile ship’s computer’s even dimmer
Yeah and there’s a lifeform that evolved from my pet cat
It’s just so tragic

So I’m out here
And I’ve probably gone a thousand light years
I’ll stay the course
On the Red Dwarf

It’s true, we added to the crew
With a sanitary mechanoid
‘cept from, his head like condom
Think his company I have enjoyed
I can’t believe that I am the
Last human in the galaxy at all

And all I want is lager and a curry
Earth is out there somewhere; we must hurry
Five guys in a ten mile ship should get along just fine
But it’s just not true

The whole crew’s dead
And all I’ve got’s a bunch of smeg-heads
But after all
This is Red Dwarf

The whole crew’s dead
And all I’ve got’s a bunch of smeg-heads
But after all
This is Red Dwarf

The whole crew’s dead
And all I’ve got’s a bunch of smeg-heads
And all I’ve got’s a bunch of smeg-heads
And all I’ve got’s a bunch of smeg-heads

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Wendy Christopher - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Being a huge Red Dwarf fan (before it all went horribly wrong 'cause they replaced Rimmer with that pointless GIRLY character...!) I l got all the references and laughed my head off to this. Brilliant job - 555!
littleCupCakes - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody on le Troll Rouge!
Phil Alexander - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
What Wendy said...

...and a security code of "BTV". Still, I guess that's nearly BTL - two out of three ain't bad.
Alex J - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmm, i'd probably now change that line in the 3rd verse to: 'Cept from, head like a condom instead. It runs better

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