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Song Parodies -> "Mo Bunnies, Mo Problems"

Original Song Title:

"Mo Money, Mo Problems"

Original Performer:

Notorious B.I.G.

Parody Song Title:

"Mo Bunnies, Mo Problems"

Parody Written by:

PuarToThaMax

The Lyrics

Here's what happens when bunnies are introduced into the world of rappers. I'm quite fond of bunnies, so don't see as a bunny diss. Many thanks to Sean Combs, Mase, and especially the Notorious B.I.G. for bringing us this song. Well, here goes.
Mase:
now, who's hot, who not
tell me who hop, who I bought in the store
you tell me who chopped carrot tops in the pet shop
who cute eyes have caught this gangsta totally down
watching tube suck, the same ol' pimp
Mase, you know a bunny changed how I live
but won't stop eating, see my garden, what's left
counting on my million sales, pullin' all my bucks
you don't believe it's bunny world, rabbits double up
I don't play around, he found a chick and laid her down
rabbit didn't know his bees and birds, but did anyhow
he's a young fluffy rabbit but he caused my frown
carrots can no longer hold him down, nuiter's
cruel, don't wanna maim but I know my duty
stay quiet, stay low, blow my flutie
a true pimp brotha playing song to sooth him
and now I'm yellin' why didn't they just leave it with footsies?

I don't know why there are now forty
it's like the more bunnies we come across
the more problems we see
I don't know why there are now fifty
it's like the more bunnies we come across
the more problems we see

Puff Daddy:
yeah, yeah, ahaha, from the b to the u to the n-n-y
you think I'd rather see them die than to see them fly
they call all the shots
rip all my rugs, steal all my socks
eat all my crops, I know you thinkin now's
when all my love has stopped,
that I'm never home, gotta come watch me on my spot
ten years from now my bunny's still on top
now what I'm gonna do, when it's cool
group of bunnies much larger than yours
mowing my lawn much faster than yours, but violate me
it was a bad day, I don't play
messed around with dad bunn-ay, my leg got laid
'cause it was humped all the time here, I could just cry here
my bunnies like me, my first has many women
lures them to his lair
and he's a bigger pimp than me, darn it, it ain't fair
yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't know why there are now sixty
it's like the more bunnies we come across
the more problems we see
I don't know why there are seventy
it's like the more bunnies we come across
the more problems we see

Notorious B.I.G.:
uhh, uhhh
b-i-g b-u-n-n-y
that's how I have called mine
my pesky neighbors, they're always hatin'
the bunny droppings in garden and basement
yelling to me: keep clean
triple beam high pressure stream
none of that crap, I know how my dividends are spent
rabbit holes, testosterone smoulders
Playboy bunnies don't mean nuttin' to me
show boob too much, I too grew up
certain age my rabbits poop too much
I guess it's 'cause I fed them with prunes too much
me would give up? never that
if I did ain't no problem to sort out wit' zest
where my bunnies at?
throw your ears in the sky
wave 'em side to side and keep your carrots high
while I clean up your behind, playa, please
miracle rabbits see B.I.G.
be flossin' out cabbage in misfortune
5 double O, that's the true number
of the bunnies, and all know, I got the dough
and it flows into fizzood
premium chow, prechizzewed
raising brows in the hizzood
don't spoil their mizzood

I don't know why there are now eighty
it's like the more bunnies we come across
the more problems we see
I don't know why there are now ninety
it's like the more bunnies we come across
the more problems we see
I don't know why they don't use safety
it's like the more bunnies we come across
the more problems we see

what's goin' on?
what's goin' on?

I don't know why they reach infinity
it's like the more bunnies we come across
the more problems we see
(repeat this verse into fade)

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Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This isn't sung by Hugh Hefner?
PuarToThaMax - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hi, people, thanks for voting. I heard the news about P. Diddy shipping in living penguins to add "fun" to a party or so. Poor creatures were said to stand there terrified. Reading back this parody now kinda fills me with bitterness. I sure learned my lesson about writing without hindsight. Oh, and Michael, this song isn't sung by Hugh Hefner, but P. Diddy/Puff Daddy sometimes thinks he's Heff. I'll be reading ya, hope you'll read me. Peace. Out.

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