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Song Parodies -> "Will You Rate Me?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Love Me?"

Original Performer:

Nirvana/Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"Will You Rate Me?"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

A parody that's about getting votes and comments, for those parody author's who don't get as many ratings as some of the others. This goes to Nirvana's cover of the Kiss song "Do you love me?", although you can probably use Kiss' version of the song as well(I just don't know how well it paces to that version, I've only heard it the original twice. I have Nirvana's cover however).
You like to read my parodies
you like the way the words flow
you like the crazy cute silly themes
and lookin' through all of the glow, but...

Will you rate me?
will you rate me?
really rate me?
will you rate me?

We like to write it down and make it play
lyrics can really make the song
we like the humor and silly words
and the clash of eccentric oolong, but...

Will you rate me?
will you rate me?
really rate me?
will you rate me?

I really like anime
all of the themes and the fun charades
I like the comments and dirty quotes
and all the fun* sunny that I play, yeah....

Will you rate me?
will you rate me?
really rate me?
will you rate me?

My blackmage class and red sunglasses
make me look just like a geek
even the guests they don't know it
look at all my parodies... yeah, yeah, yeah....

Yeah............

Will you rate me?
will you rate me?
really rate me?
will you rate me?

Will you let me know
(will you rate me?)
come on let me know
(will you rate me?)
cause I'm just really wantin' to show ya
(will you rate me?)
just what I'm wantin' to show is what I'm tryn' to show ya
(will you rate me?)
what I'm wanting to ask ya is that do you know
(will you rate me?)
because I want to see what you have to say
(will you rate me?)
what I'm tryin' to show is this one site
that has some hentai things in it
(will you rate me?)
I won't know what it's tryin' to show ya
(will you rate me?)
cause it's filtered and I can't see any of it now
ooh kitty, ooh kitty, yeah you look cute in black**
I feel strong, oh yeah
C'mon into my place Thea, woohoo yeah!
oh, do you want to do that?
I'm up to it, yeah you heard me true
I'm up for it, catgirl love!

(Noise going on)

Finished writing it!
Yes, I'm done now
*The original lyric was "money honey", but Kurt sings "mon honey". **The are some things said at this point that are kinda drowned out and buried. I have the main lyrics wrote down based on Nirvana's performance, but not everything is easily heard.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Dominic L. - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but I thought it was a crazy cute silly song. (bad pun) This is my new anthem. I really need more votes. (hint, hint)
Red Ant - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Step-chan, nice parody-and I completely forgot to go through your previous works-cleaned up my desk and now have located all 5 of my Nirvana CDs so I can do that very soon- you already know this, but most of the Nirvana songs you pick are fairly obscure (even to me, Anderson "Parody Man" Arujo probably has the box set, the only other active mostly Nirvana fan here I think...) and given the general anime theme they unfortunately won't draw much attention. But, hey, keep on, I hope you get an album done soon, I can make it for you if you want.
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Red Ant and Dominic L.! Well, I knew that(even early on when I first started submitting here) my parodies wouldn't get much attention, I'm lucky to get 5 votes on an anime based parody(I actually have 8 votes on one obscure Nirvana parody, which has blown my mind, Red Ant, I'll PM you here shortly after I vote on some parodies).
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I find it kinda of funny that my general area themes don't attract much attention either(Am I listening to the wrong bands?).

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