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Song Parodies -> "Screw"

Original Song Title:

"Blew"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Screw"

Parody Written by:

Eric Thomas

The Lyrics

Blew. See Blew Flew. See Blew Screw. Silly Blew.
If you wouldn't mind, I would like a screw.
If there's more you can find, I might take 2.
If you wouldn't care, to make them large.
If you wouldn't dare, to overcharge.

There is, nada, reason, for my staying
I just, wanna, buy what, i am sayin'
Your all out?! Thats what you, claaaaaaimmm

If you wouldn't mind, I would like a screw.
If there's more you can find, I might take two.
If you wouldn't care, to make them large.
If you wouldn't dare, to overcharge.

There is, nada, reason, for my stayin'
I just, wanna, buy what, i am sayin'
Your all out,?! That's what you, claaaaaiiimmmm

You can't sell anything
You can't sell anything
You can't sell anything
You can't sell anything
You can't sell anything
You can't sell anything
You can't sell anything
You can't sell any-thinggg!!!
Intereperate this song, am i buying sex or hardware?Copywrite me.

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neminem - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
You say: "Intereperate this song, am i buying sex or hardware?" I say: "Absolutely impossible to tell. Not particularly amusing, either. Could have been far more amusing if you'd actually [i]played[/i] on this problem of interpretation."
Eric Thomas - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
dude, it's not like I think before I write. This shit comes to me when im just daydreaming, don't take it so seriously, Jesus.
Stephen aka Step-chan - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I actually think its pretty good. You don't find too many people make parodies of less known or popular songs.

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