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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Teen T-shirt"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen T-shirt"

Parody Written by:

Chance Gollnick

The Lyrics

Teenagers are dirty, we all know it. And i spoofed both of the lyrics for this song so thats why they are combined. And this is a majority spoofing weird al's parody.
How do you sort your t-shirts out
can't figure what that smell is about
how can you let that smell just go?
I wish i knew why and how but i dont know
don't know,don't know, wont know, how so?
dont't know.don't know,won't know

Now your smellin' and your stinkin'
and i dont know whats the reason
grab the febreeze eyes are peelin'
and i can't tell what that smell is
your so lazy, and inconsistent
boy my t-shirts growing mildew
eww!

It's unintentional
i just don't know how to be clean
its hard to smell kinda nice with all these flys around my eyes
don't know,don't know, wont know, how so?
dont't know.don't know,won't know

Now we don't smell like teen spirit
here we are now, smelly teenaged
smellin cleanly, we don't wanna
wash our t-shirts, were just lazy
a lazy young kid going no where
and it sure beats takin' showers
Yeah!

And i forgot my converse, oh well i guess
it coulda been worse
a clean t-shirt's so hard to find
were is my room? oh never mind
don't know,don't know, wont know, how so?
dont't know.don't know,won't know

now im dirty feelin' lazy
but i dont know how im single
whats the smell that im conveyin'
cant you help me
clean my t-shirts?
didn't want to?

i don't blame ya
i don't blame ya
i don't blame ya
i don't blame ya
i don't blame ya
i don't blame ya
i don't blame ya
i don't blame ya
i don't blame ya

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------------------------------------------- - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Did you get those lyrics from smells like nirvana?

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