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Song Parodies -> "Polly"

Original Song Title:

"Polly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Polly"

Parody Written by:

Parodier

The Lyrics

Polly wants a cracker
Why'd it have to be so white?
She asked me to feed her
I'm going to be up all night

Let me sleep, need a pee
Let me watch a DVD
You can make your own lunch, feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf
Got some ham
Got some cheese
Got some rolls, to make paninis
You can make your own lunch, feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf

Polly likes horror films
They scare the crap out of me
I'd prefer a romance
Or something with Jim Carrey

Let me sleep, need a pee
Let me watch a DVD
You can make your own lunch, feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf
Got some ham
Got some cheese
Got some rolls, to make paninis
You can make your own lunch, feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf.

Polly said

Polly said I'm useless
And that she wants me to leave
But I know if I open that door
She'll jump out and rape me

Let me sleep, need a pee
Let me watch a DVD
You can make your own lunch, feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf
Got some ham
Got some cheese
Got some rolls, to make paninis
You can make your own lunch, feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf

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