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Song Parodies -> "Weird Cute Songs"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Shaped Box"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Weird Cute Songs"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This is my 100th entry on site! It's taken me awhile longer than most. This parody doesn't make much(or any, maybe) sense at all, which is intentional. The midi is found here on this site and the lyrics are here, it shows all the lyrics, but not the verse and chorus progression throughout.
They eye me like a plushy when I am meat
I've been writing lots of cute weird songs all this week
I've been lured into this Odie drool dot lap
I wish they would cook this dragon when I come back

Sort, mort
I'll write a new report
forever in plan to my mindless device
bare, care
I'll make a new repair
forever in plan to my loveless device
say, bay
I'll show an old replay
forever in plan to my fartless device...
my device...

Bug-killing Orkins forget no doll lust bets
throw myself in anjou pear and Lita's breast
token diamond of my Linus, you got tacks
write down this untypical news so we can rhyme like yaks

Tub, sub
I'll burn a blue of club
forever in set to our wonder delight
mate, late
I'll cook a blue debate
forever in set to our ponder delight
tall, ball
I'll slay a red of fall
forever in set to out yonder delight...
our delight...

(Solo, plays while *the rest is censored by the FCC*)

They pet me like a bunny when I am dry
I've been writing lots of cute weird songs for this site
I've been drawn into this Buffy's Preg-nant track*
I would like to hear the whole song but I won't ask*

Noid, void
I'll date a girl android
forever entranced by her soothing entice
light, might
I'll kiss a girl tonight
forever entranced by her charming entice
swirl, whirl
I'll wed a cute cat-girl**
forever entranced by her loving entice...
her entice...
her entice...
her entice...
*Buffy's Pregnant is a track off of Kurt Cobain's Fecal Matter Demo(yes that's what it's called), I've heard part of the song myself and it's the most Nirvana-ish song on the Demo, it's very good, the second line does hold some truth to it, I want to hear the rest(but will keep my mouth shut, good things happen to those who wait). **I couldn't help myself with this line. Comments?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 13

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alvin rhodes - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
congrats on 100..nice job
Stephen Harrington - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Alvin.
AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Congratulations on the century...interesting and tricky parody..5's
Stephen Harrington - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, AFW. I just noticed that I reversed the words in my title.
Stuart McArthur - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
congrats Stephen - I got a little lost on the content of the lyrics but it read well when I had the OS playing in the background - 555
Red Ant - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
KTOSBH (Know The Original Song By Heart) and this was perfect. Congrats on 100 parodies too!. 5s.
Rick C - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Congrats on 100, Stephen. Keep 'em coming. You were right, this didn't make alot of sense but, it was interesting, funny and well-paced so 555.
Stephen Harrington - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Stuart, Red Ant and Rick!
Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Weird and wacky, 555's
Stephen Harrington - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Larry! Is it a ghost vote?
Stephen Harrington - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
One of my parodies finally broke the 8 vote barrier! Now I have one with 9!
Stephen Harrington - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This one broke the 9 vote barrier! : )
william - February 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I have no idea what I'm doing
111 alert - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I do^
littleCatCakes - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, do you speak Heat-Tee?? I speak 30 words of Heat-Tee ! ~prrrrrr~
LOL ^^^ - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
XD

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