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Song Parodies -> "Attack Of The 1s"

Original Song Title:

"Return Of The Rat"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Attack Of The 1s"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This parody is based off of Nirvana's cover of The Wiper's song. The parody is about those who 111 parodies, but don't leave a comment explaining why they thought it was bad.
(We) better look out
they'll never be fair
they're coming out to drop all our ratings
they'll never be fair

Attack of the 1s, attack of the 1s, attack of the 1s
so dumb, dumb, dumb
a vote full of 1s, a vote full of 1s, a vote full of 1s
so dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb..

(They'll) never confess
well, they'll never confess
they started this crap, I know they'll never finish
they'll never confess

Attack of the 1s, attack of the 1s, attack of the 1s
(they'll run, run, run)*
a vote full of 1s, a vote full of 1s, a vote full of 1s
they'll run, run, run, run, run, run, run..

(Solo)

Well we better watch out
they'll never be fair
they're coming out to drop all our ratings
they'll never be fair

Attack of the 1s, attack of the 1s, attack of the 1s
no post, post, post
a vote full of 1s, a vote full of 1s, a vote full of 1s
no post, post, post, post, post, post, post..
*Kurt doesn't sing this part of the second chorus, I added it in parenthesis to help fill out the chorus.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

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No One - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Look on the bright side, every minute they spend at the keyboard mindlessly 1sing is a minute they're not out in the streets frightening the children.
Stephen Harrington - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
True, true.. I just thought this idea fit well with the song, which is part of the reason I wrote it.
Tommy - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Write on. 555.
A. Person - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Dktos but I decided to look at this one anyway because of the title. I am as fed up with triple one votes as most of the people here are. Why do people vote straight ones even when the pacing is spot on?? If I don't like a parody, I may vote 1's for funny and overall, but at least I'd have the courtesy to respect the pacing; IOW, I'd vote 5-1-1 in cases like this.

However, since I DKTOS, like I just stated, I'm not going to vote on this one. If I do decide to vote anyway, it'll be 5-5-5. Cause I'm sure the pacing is spot on in this one.
Adagio - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS. but another bright side....even though it's just 1's, it's a vote. : D
Red Ant - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I meant to give you a 545 on this but clicked straight 5, I hope you can live with that - lol. Gratz on the first submission of this song. The recording I d/l was horribly glitched, is that the way it sounds on CD too?
Larry Hensley - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but cool parody about those dreaded voters. Fives
Stephen Harrington - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes and comments everyone! The song on my CDs(even the bootleg) aren't glitched, so it might be your download Red, no problem if you meant 4, it wasn't funny anyway, just a quickie I did and the idea was mostly spontanious(the same to A. Person), since I, like everyone else have had anoynomous 111 votes. ; ) True that Adagio, like the only parody I did that got 8 votes(the ratings are mixed but I'm happy to get them).

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