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Song Parodies -> "Dead Or Alive Song"

Original Song Title:

"Spank Thru"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Or Alive Song"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

Based on the Dead Or Alive video game, this parody goes to the 1/23/88 demo version of the song(which has never been officially released, a later version has been released, however).
It's the soft and jiggly mountains
there's alittle time for a tease
and the ninjas fight a tengu
and the guys grin happily
we're together for a play my love
I need to start oh baby, baby

I can explain right now
we'll play it from the top
living without this game
it only breaks my thought

Yeah..............

I can play it, I can pause it
I can combo, I can take it to the moment
I can pick her, I can throw 'em
I can beat it, with Kasumi I can win it.....

I've been playing for days now
living without the sleep cow
gusty vent lifts her skirt up
Kasumi, I would have her anytime if she were real...

I can practice, I can start it
I can fight 'em, I can beat 'em in a moment
I can pick her, time for trainin'
I can beat it, with Kasumi I will win it.....

I've been playing for days now
living without the sleep cow
gusty vent lifts her skirt up
Kasumi, I would have her anytime if she were real...

I've been playing for days now
living without the sleep cow
gusty vent lifts her skirt up
Kasumi, I would have her anytime if she were
anytime if she were real...

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
"gusty vent lifts her skirt up/Kasumi, I would have her anytime if she were real..." I have to agree, even though I know it makes me a pervert.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, what can you expect? I'm a teen on a dry spell.
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, it is a pervy parody idea that I made up. I'm surprised that I haven't been bashed by anyone for writing it(maybe because the song is a rarity).
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
The ultimate bipolar opposite, christian/gospal links on a perverted song, ironically funny.

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