Song Parodies -> Chocolate Heart Shaped Box
| Original Song Title: | "Heart Shaped Box" |
| Original Performer: | Nirvana |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chocolate Heart Shaped Box" |
| Parody Written by: | Anderson'Parody Man'Araujo |
this is about a friend of mine who broke up with his girlfriend cuz he didn't give her what she wanted as a gift for valentin's day
she eyes me like a piscis when's february 14th
I'll buy her a chocolate heart shaped box and that's it
she told she wanted a big nice fast car
I guess she'll have to put up with chocolate cuz
she's not getting that.
hey, awake
I am not millionaire
how the hell can I be getting you a car?
hey ,awake
I'm not stealing a benz
how the hell you think I could get you a car?
hey, awake
I am not millionaire
how the hell can I be getting you a car?
!damn a car!
money eating girlfriends forgive no one just yet
spent all my money I hate valen-tin's day
bought all kind of useless stuff she's com-pletely mad
worked as a clown in a circus so I could get her car
Hey wait
I cannot afford a benz
stopped selling my blood cuz I'm almost dried
hey awake
I am not millionaire
how the hell can I be getting you a car
hey wait
got fired for selling the office's desk
however I still can't get you a car.
get you a car.
she eyes me like a piscis when's february 14th
I'll buy her a chocolate heart shaped box and that's it
she told she wanted a big, nice fast car
I guess she'll have to put up with chocolate cuz
she's not getting that.
hey, awake
I am not millionaire
how the hell can I be getting you a car?
hey ,awake
I'm not stealing a benz
how the hell you think I could get you a car?
hey, awake
I am not millionaire
stop asking my kidney doesn't have a price
!there's no price!
!why a car!?x3
I'll buy her a chocolate heart shaped box and that's it
she told she wanted a big nice fast car
I guess she'll have to put up with chocolate cuz
she's not getting that.
hey, awake
I am not millionaire
how the hell can I be getting you a car?
hey ,awake
I'm not stealing a benz
how the hell you think I could get you a car?
hey, awake
I am not millionaire
how the hell can I be getting you a car?
!damn a car!
money eating girlfriends forgive no one just yet
spent all my money I hate valen-tin's day
bought all kind of useless stuff she's com-pletely mad
worked as a clown in a circus so I could get her car
Hey wait
I cannot afford a benz
stopped selling my blood cuz I'm almost dried
hey awake
I am not millionaire
how the hell can I be getting you a car
hey wait
got fired for selling the office's desk
however I still can't get you a car.
get you a car.
she eyes me like a piscis when's february 14th
I'll buy her a chocolate heart shaped box and that's it
she told she wanted a big, nice fast car
I guess she'll have to put up with chocolate cuz
she's not getting that.
hey, awake
I am not millionaire
how the hell can I be getting you a car?
hey ,awake
I'm not stealing a benz
how the hell you think I could get you a car?
hey, awake
I am not millionaire
stop asking my kidney doesn't have a price
!there's no price!
!why a car!?x3
well some of you may think my friend is a cheap bastard but the thing is that he works to pay college and to help his mother with the bills so it was impossible to him to buy it even though the dumb ass even considered to sell his computer and other stuff he had to buy a car but that selfish girl didn't like the car(it was an 93 toyota corolla) so he didn't. anyways hope you like it and please leave a comment
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