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Song Parodies -> "Bump Me"

Original Song Title:

"Rape Me"

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Bump Me"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This is inspired by the a couple of threads in the Playful Penguin message board. The "Bump Me" and "Longest Thread Ever" in particular.
Bump me
bump me it said
bump me
bumping this thread

Put a pic on this post
yeah... put a pic on this post
yeah... put a pic on this post
yeah... put a pic on this post

See this
a pic that I have to send
see it
chuckle my friend

I'm here and having fun
yeah... I'm here and having fun
yeah... I'm here and having fun
yeah... I'm here and having fun

My favorite posting thread
I'll make sure it's not dead
alleviate and return
I'll never let it burn

Bump me
bump me it said
bump me
bumping this thread

Put a pic on this post
yeah... put a pic on this post
yeah... put a pic on this post
yeah... put a pic on this post

Bump me(bump me)
bump me(bump me)
bump me(bump me)
bump me(bump me)
bump me(bump me)
bump me(bump me)
bump me(bump me)
bump me(bump me)
bump me....
After learning how to post pictures in my post, I've been doing it alot. This is referenced in the 1st and 3rd chorus.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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User Comments

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Dominic L. - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I leave you a comment because I know you are wishing you had one. 5's from me.
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you!
Dominic L. - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You know, it seems as if that thread HAS died now..
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
It has?(man I am late in responding to this comment).
Guest - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I honestly DKTOS but have read the thread(s) you're referring to. I think Chucky should remove them cause they're completely pointless. (Well, one of them is. It's the one whose title is referred to in the title of the parody.) What I don't like is that "LTE" was started by a member who would go on to delete his account, and whose username wasn't very good (Full underscore House underscore Fan). But I do wanna say this is a funny composition here. But since I DKTOS, I won't vote.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
The irony about it is whenever I start a thread, it usually gets ingored or flamed(and they are better ones).
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Although that happens more often on other sites.
Becks - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I have to back "Guest" on this... a thread in a Members-Only forum that is destined to gain a lot of traffic shouldn't be one started by someone who's no longer a member (I especially dislike the "Full_House_Fan" moniker); so I think L.T.E should be taken down. However, in its proponents' defense, I think it should be restarted by a member who intends to keep his or her account for many years to come.

I also DKTOS, so no vote.
Clucky The Chicken - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
By the way, the above commenter was me, not BECKS.
Guest - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm thinking of writing a parody of Billy Joel's "Longest Time" entitled "(Kill) The Longsest Thread" in hopes that LTE will be demised. But that probably ain't gonna happen...unless maybe it gets WAY outta head.
Guest - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Oops...that last sentence should say "outta hand", not head. I'm not gonna retype my comment and report the bad one...that's just extra keystrokes.
Clucky The Chicken - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't wait to see it, Guest!
Stephen Harrington - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, this one's gotten alittle comment traffic about the threads. Cool.
Clucky The Chicken - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Well...in case you haven't heard, the "Bump Me" thread has been deleted because of too much nonsense. Chucky explained why:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,20959.0.html
The Anti-L.T.E. Gang - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
To "Guest": do you mind if I write such a parody? I got one going and I might put it up sometime soon.
Guest - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Omg, I had forgotten about this one! Yes, Anti-LTE Gang, go ahead and do it. I don't know the whole song well anyway.
Stephen Harrington - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
The deletion of the thread is my fault. I posted too many images that were against the rules.
Clucky The Chicken - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Is there a WhatFreaks-type forum on the web that might be appropriate for images like that? (If so, you probably wouldn't wanna post its URL on here; we shouldn't link to naughty sites.) :-x
Stephen Harrington - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Whatfreaks is going to be closed in the near future. I thought what I posted was safe, but that was my stupidity.
The Anti-L.T.E. Gang - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think that's what Clucky was asking. He was probably asking something like, "Does there exist a forum where you can post such images?"

Btw, my anti-LTE parody of Billy Joel's "Longest Time" is almost finished and it should be up in a few days.
Stephen Harrington - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I don't know.... I haven't looked for those types of sites.
Clucky The Chicken - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
There probably are...but I wouldn't worry about it. If you have a profile on Myspace, maybe they could be posted there. I dunno either.
And to the Anti-LTE Gang: yes, the thing you said in your July 5th comment is exactly what I was tryin' to say. Also, I'll keep my eyes peeled for your upcoming parody.
Stephen Harrington - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Nope, don't have one on myspace, but I do have a photobucket account.
Clucky The Chicken - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Photobucket...that's cool. I didn't think of that. Maybe we could see stuff there.
Stephen Harrington - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I haven't posted anything hardcore(although a few images are alittle racy).
Clucky The Chicken - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok, I trust you on that. :)
Stephen Harrington - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
BTW, are you registered in the message boards? They don't allow URLs to be posted from other sites in the comments.
Clucky The Chicken - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I used to be a registered member, but I deleted my account. My username was the same as my commenting name.
Stephen Harrington - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay.
The Anti-L.T.E. Gang - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty soon I'll be submitting the parody I've been talking about; it's all finished now, I just haven't had time to enter it here yet.
Clucky The Chicken - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll keep my eyes peeled for whenever it comes up.

By the way, I still don't know THIS song, but I trust that it is well paced, so if I ever do vote, it'll be 5 5 5.
The Anti-LTE Gang - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
It's up now.
Clucky The Chicken - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I saw the anti-L.T.E. parody yesterday. I was away from the 'puter most of the week, so I guess I missed it when it was new on the site.
The Anti-LTE Gang - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Here's the URL for my parody in case anyone else is interested: www.amiright.com/parody/90s/billyjoel20.shtml

Yes, I know I should've posted it seven months ago...I know Clucky's seen it.
to add to above: - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Clucky as in Clucky The Chicken.

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