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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Darth Vader"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like Darth Vader"

Parody Written by:

Your Worst Nightmare

The Lyrics

Let's face it, we all know that kids are going to turn to the dark side. Just make sure they wear a helmet.
A little boy with racing tricks
Can often make for a cute flick
Darth Maul gets killed
So does Qui-Gon
Now Skywalker's with Obi-Wan

You're my, you're my, you're my padawan (x3)
My job is to train you...

Ten years later, Darth Tyrannus
Is employed by Darth Sidious
Guess Anakin sure was alarmed
When Count Dooku chopped off his arm

Man these movies
I must watch more
And the fans are
Very hardcore

He and Padme tie the knot
True love and all that dumb rot
But Palpatine has disappeared
Another rescue, I do fear

Grievous (x15)

A decapitated Dooku
Seemed that he got killed off too soon
Anakin turns to the Dark side
Due to Palpatine and his lies
The chancellor is a Sith Lord
He leads both sides
Guess he got bored

So Grievous kidnapped his own boss
Apparently promotions are lost
As punishment he'll spend the week
Giving speech tips to Jar Jar Binks

Meesa, meesa, meesa, confused (x3)
Yoda is worse than me

Well the dark side Anakin picked
You'd do the same if you got ticked
He'll tryout for football this year
Now that he has decent headgear

And to this day
There's no one who
Can understand
All the lyrics sites say that Cobain says "hello" sixteen times, but when I listen to the song, he says it fifteen times. Am I Right?

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Dumb Ass Kid - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You missed off a couple of bits, but that doesn't make this a bad parody. Infact, Impressed have me you! ; ) 444
Charlie Decker - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment release your anger!
anderson "parody man" araujo - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
very good parody you have made
Sweet Indigo - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Meesa like yousa parody!
Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written parody. 5s
Red Ant - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
455, missing the last lines of "a denial" and a few other minor problems. Yes, you are correct, he says "hello" x 15, not 16. Very good parody.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I was going to say "I'm your fathuh" at the end, but I thought that that would be a long skip between movies.
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Ironically, for years, we thought Darth Vader WAS our worst nightmare. Then we saw the Emperor, and realized who was king around there anyway. Anakin Skywalker = Sonny Corleone surviving getting whacked on the Jones Beach Causeway?
Your Worst Nightmare - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, it wasn't until I had seen Return of the Jedi that I knew who the big boss was. Of course, you'd think I would have known that already what with all the hype...
Johnny yoDa - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm! Good this parody is. Clever writer you are. Annoying very quickly this Yoda-talk gets. Hmm!
Scrawny Johnny - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice!! Sums up the movie very well! As for Yoda talk, this one makes me laugh: Butter I can't believe it's not!
Your Worst Nightmare - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You have that MAD magazine too?? Awesome! I got a subscription to MAD magazine for my birthday (which is today)!!
Dominic L. - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Weird, YWN, that's actually what I asked for for my birthday

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