-> "Spells Like Spleen Spigot"
Original Song Title:
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Spells Like Spleen Spigot"
Two mouse are mice, two louse are lice!
Are two house "HICE?" Are two douse "DICE?"
Why is Dyslexic hard to spell?
And Acquiesce is bad as well!
Then "a-na-tom-ic-a-lly" Yeah
On a spell test, Ukulele!
Kick you in the Cocc-yx!
For a tonic, spell MNEMONIC
When you're done-ic, try Pneumonic
Why does "Silver" have no Rhyme-r?
Why "Re-Member" without "member"?
And et cetera
if you hate me
Don't lambaste me
Is plen-ti-tude a vaid word?
and is it Curd, Chord, Cored or Kurd?
And here's a valid Soccer score:
East Fife fired 5 to ForFar's 4.
Why is the word for "Verb" a noun?
How is it I can think aloud?
Try spell pis-ta-ch-io, you nut!
This line is shorter-
Is a "COLONEL" still a KERNEL?
How's Min-u-scule, Spelled at U'r Scule?
British sched-ules, are call SHED-ules
What are sept-ua-gen-ar-i-ans?
Make a dai-quiri
And why is separate one word?
Are silent letters ever heard?
i-an-is-m's the longest word
Why does Phonetic have P-H?
pare pairs of pears for goodness sake
If words are too sub-stan-ti-ate
Why don't you try abb-rev.-
Spell mis-chiev-ous, you big loser!
Suck man-eu-ver Though your hoover!
Some Mis-og-gy-nis-tic linguist
Kick him in the Ding-a-ling-guist!
What a freekee!
Just how Bogus
And it's Jickly
And it's tickly
It's so absane
I can't take it
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