Song Parodies -> Trent's A Cash Whore

Original Song Title:

"Head Like A Hole"

Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

  
Parody Song Title:

"Trent's A Cash Whore"

Parody Written by:

Reverend J.

A "tribute" to the "Anti-Christ of Rock" Trent Reznor of the Nine Inch Nails---if written by televangelist Jerry Falwell.
Trent's money won't do anything for you
Trent's money is for the psycho and the fool
Trent's money will only nail you to the floor
Trent is like old Ozzy Osbourne

No, he can't push it
No, he can't push it
No, he can't push his belief on me
No, he can't push it
No, he can't push it
No, he can't push his belief on me

Trent's a cash whore
He's such a bore
I'd rather hear a speech from Al Gore*
Trent's a cash whore
He's such a bore
I'd rather hear a speech from Al Gore*

Don't believe what you've read or heard
You're going to get what you deserve
Don't believe what you've read or heard
You're going to get what you deserve

Trent's money's not a charity or a cure
Trent's money's not even going to the sick or to the poor
Trent's money belongs to Satan who is dancing on the bruised
Trent's money or the Savior, you choose

No, he can't push it
No, he can't push it
No, he can't push his belief on me
No, he can't push it
No, he can't push it
No, he can't push his belief on me

Trent's a cash whore
He's such a bore
I'd rather hear a speech from Al Gore*
Trent's a cash whore
He's such a bore
I'd rather hear a speech from Al Gore*

Don't believe what you've read or heard
You're going to get what you deserve
Don't believe what you've read or heard
You're going to get what you deserve

Trent's a cash whore
He's such a bore
I'd rather hear a speech from Al Gore
Trent's a cash whore
He's such a bore
I'd rather hear a speech from Al Gore

Trent's a cash whore (Al Gore!)
He's such a bore (Al Gore!)
I'd rather hear (Al Gore!) a speech from Al Gore
Trent's a cash whore(Al Gore!)
He's such a bore (Al Gore!)
I'd rather hear (Al Gore!) a speech from Al Gore

Don't believe what you've read or heard
You're going to get what you deserve
Don't believe what you've read or heard
You're going to get what you deserve
*Al Gore's speeches were so boring, one might assume ultra-Conservative Falwell would prefer to hear his rantings over the "Satanic" rantings of Nine Inch Nails.
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