Song Parodies -> The Pipes Are Cleared Out
| Original Song Title: | "Closer" |
| Original Performer: | Nine Inch Nails |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Pipes Are Cleared Out" |
| Parody Written by: | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
Would it just violates me? Would it just desecrates me?
Would it just penetrates me? Would it just complicates me?
Hell no, my toilet's overflowing
Hell no, what's hardly I can tell
Hell no, the only thing that works for me
Hell no, pipes aren't feeling well
Drano brings the blockage under control
Drano makes the obstruction subside
Drano brings the blockage under control
Now things aren't getting too odd
The pipes are cleared out, oh god
Would I just hire a plumber? Would I use my plunger everytime?
Would this really ruin my day? My kitchen sink wasn't fine
Hell no, my sink is overflowing
Hell no, now what's that lousy smell?
Hell no, water rises from the bowl
Hell no, will I needed some help?
Drano brings the blockage under control
Drano makes the obstruction subside
Drano brings the blockage under control
Now things aren't getting too odd
The pipes are cleared out, oh god
Through every toilet, inside the pipes
Within bathroom sinks, can't let it slide
Let's clear the clogs out, right now and then
This is the reason I might know when
Would it just penetrates me? Would it just complicates me?
Hell no, my toilet's overflowing
Hell no, what's hardly I can tell
Hell no, the only thing that works for me
Hell no, pipes aren't feeling well
Drano brings the blockage under control
Drano makes the obstruction subside
Drano brings the blockage under control
Now things aren't getting too odd
The pipes are cleared out, oh god
Would I just hire a plumber? Would I use my plunger everytime?
Would this really ruin my day? My kitchen sink wasn't fine
Hell no, my sink is overflowing
Hell no, now what's that lousy smell?
Hell no, water rises from the bowl
Hell no, will I needed some help?
Drano brings the blockage under control
Drano makes the obstruction subside
Drano brings the blockage under control
Now things aren't getting too odd
The pipes are cleared out, oh god
Through every toilet, inside the pipes
Within bathroom sinks, can't let it slide
Let's clear the clogs out, right now and then
This is the reason I might know when
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