-> "Farther"
Original Song Title:
"Closer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Farther"
The Lyrics
You let them violate you
You let them desecrate you
You let them denigrate you
You let them complicate you
Darwin! He broke apart your insides
Darwin! Condemned your soul to hell
Darwin! The only science class they have
Brainwashed you so you would rebel
They teach you that we came from animals
They wanna change you on the inside
They want you to think you're an animal
Your whole existence is flawed
They get you farther from God
Darwin is your education
You all have the hate that it brings
Racism and absence of faith
Darwinism kills everything
Darwin! Tears down your reason
Darwin! Puts you under a spell
Darwin! It makes you stupid
Learn science from somebody else
They teach you that you came from animals
They wanna change you from the inside
They want you to act like an animal
So your behavior is flawed
It gets you farther from God
Live in the forest, up in the trees
If you believe them, crawl on your knees
'Cause your just an ape inside your mind
And that's the reason why you are blind
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