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Song Parodies -> "Kidnap Freddy Krueger"

Original Song Title:

"Kidnap the Sandy Claws"

Original Performer:

Nightmare Before Christmas theme

Parody Song Title:

"Kidnap Freddy Krueger"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

Twins: Kidnap Freddy Krueger?
Tim: I wanna do it!
Jim: Let's draw straws.
Tim: Or we could work together...
Jim: Three of a kind...
Twins: Birds of a feather, now and forever!
[Twins]
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap Freddy Krueger, rope him up real tight
Put him in a jail and then
Knock off all his lights

[Tim]
First, we're going to get a girl
So she will dream and we wait
When he comes a-stalking we will
Grab him and out his gate

[Jim]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this thin sweatered man
Let's throw his hat in a burning pot
Before it's done he'll ask us to stop

[Twins]
Kidnap Freddy Krueger
Throw him in the wolves
Bury him for thousand years
And see what's left of him

[Tim]
Then the real Mr. Boogeyman
Can see he's no better or good then
He'll be so pissed, I do declare
That he will fire him rare, wheeeee!

[Jim]
I say that we take a machete
Come at his door so late
Knock five times and when he hollers
Freddy K. will be no more

[Tim]
You're an idiot, you know
If we chop him up like carrot-reens
We may lose that knife
And Jason Voorhees will be very mean

[Twins]
Kidnap Freddy Krueger
Wait till he's dead drunk
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sank

Because Mr. Freddy Krueger is the scariest guy around
If we were on his killing list, we'd get out of town

[Jim]
He'll be so pissed by our success
That he'll try to kill us, I bet

[Tim]
Perhaps we'll cook him a special brew
Of blood and liver stew
Ummm!

[Twins]
We're his little enemies
And we do our job with pride
We'll do our best to get him
And stay on our good side

[Tim]
I wish my brother isn't so dumb

[Jim]
I'm not the dumb one
You're the one!

[Tim]
Shut up!

[Jim]
Okay!

[Tim]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a monster at his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box it'll wait and hide

[Twins]
Until his curiousity
Forces him to look inside
And then it'll grab him
One, two, three!

Kidnap Freddy Krueger, beat him with a stick
Lock him for thousand years, see what makes him pissed

Kidnap Freddy Krueger, chop him into bits
Mr. Lecter will enjoy his juicy meat

Kidnap Freddy Krueger, see what we will see
Throw him off a bridge and watch him float off to sea!
What? Think we're not scary?

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Pacing: 2.2
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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 23

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Chris H. - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
It's amazing I'm the first person to comment this...o.k , first of all I like the concept of this , but your pacing starts to wear down alot , and the lyrics of trying to eliminate Freddy are close to the original. Not bad , but please if your too do a Danny Elfman parody be a little more creative.
jen small - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
i want to hear this song sung you know wit the music i think that it would be awesome sooo if you kno where or how i can tell me at jennyjock91@adelphia.net
KK - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
whats the words to the song that goes like- 3,4 shut the door. 5,6 get a crucifx.
Lucy - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I was wondering that too! I think it goes 1,2 Freddy's comin' for you. 3,4 you better shut the door... I don't know 5,6 and 7,8 and then I think it goes 9,10 never sleep again....but I could be wrong. And to the author of the new song...it's funny, but I think a little more creativity is required...I think the word "pissed" was used a little too much and I couldn't really match all the words to the tune in my head....maybe it's just me....I liked it though....
Wicked Green Queen - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Lucy on the pacing of the words, and the abuse of the word pissed. Otherwise though, a very good song.
Lauren Rae - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
It goes like this: 1, 2 Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4 Better lock your door. 5, 6 Get your crucifix. 7, 8 Gonna stay up late. 9, 10 Never sleep again... Soo...yeah. I guess you should actually watch the movie? Just a suggestion.
tiffany - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
this sucks...sorry i love nightmare before christmas and you ruined this song
Kaitlen - March 09, 2008 - Report this comment
not too bad, but most of the song had an off beat.
Cat Lynx - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
You so lost the paceing, don't know a thing of the movie, and had words where they made no sense.
Jessica W - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
thats kinda dumb watch the movie 12 freddy's comin for u ect. ect.

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