[Twins]
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap Freddy Krueger, rope him up real tight
Put him in a jail and then
Knock off all his lights

[Tim]
First, we're going to get a girl
So she will dream and we wait
When he comes a-stalking we will
Grab him and out his gate

[Jim]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this thin sweatered man
Let's throw his hat in a burning pot
Before it's done he'll ask us to stop

[Twins]
Kidnap Freddy Krueger
Throw him in the wolves
Bury him for thousand years
And see what's left of him

[Tim]
Then the real Mr. Boogeyman
Can see he's no better or good then
He'll be so pissed, I do declare
That he will fire him rare, wheeeee!

[Jim]
I say that we take a machete
Come at his door so late
Knock five times and when he hollers
Freddy K. will be no more

[Tim]
You're an idiot, you know
If we chop him up like carrot-reens
We may lose that knife
And Jason Voorhees will be very mean

[Twins]
Kidnap Freddy Krueger
Wait till he's dead drunk
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sank

Because Mr. Freddy Krueger is the scariest guy around
If we were on his killing list, we'd get out of town

[Jim]
He'll be so pissed by our success
That he'll try to kill us, I bet

[Tim]
Perhaps we'll cook him a special brew
Of blood and liver stew
Ummm!

[Twins]
We're his little enemies
And we do our job with pride
We'll do our best to get him
And stay on our good side

[Tim]
I wish my brother isn't so dumb

[Jim]
I'm not the dumb one
You're the one!

[Tim]
Shut up!

[Jim]
Okay!

[Tim]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a monster at his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box it'll wait and hide

[Twins]
Until his curiousity
Forces him to look inside
And then it'll grab him
One, two, three!

Kidnap Freddy Krueger, beat him with a stick
Lock him for thousand years, see what makes him pissed

Kidnap Freddy Krueger, chop him into bits
Mr. Lecter will enjoy his juicy meat

Kidnap Freddy Krueger, see what we will see
Throw him off a bridge and watch him float off to sea!