-> "How to Screw a Blind Date"
Original Song Title:
"How You Remind Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"How to Screw a Blind Date"
Parody Written by:
Braenchild
The Lyrics
Never made it as a wise man
Online dating's not the best of my dealings
Tired of living like a blind man
I'd like to visualize the person I'm feelin'
Said, "Excuse me... I'm sorry..."
"I was looking for a different "Cori"..."
"Am I... mistaken?"
"You're a dude dressed in a blouse and leggings!"
"This is wrong! Leaving now!"
"Heading on out of that door full throttle!"
These 5 words... in my head
Scream, "Waitress, bring me the check!"
Yeeeeah... yeeeeah...
Said, "Waitress, bring me the check..."
Yeeeah... yeeeah...
I can't believe I didn't know that
I said "I love you" online to a dude
Swear it musta looked bad
Another diner prolly got it on YouTube
This is how... to screw a blind date
Set it up with a man
This is how... I left my blind date
I just got up and ran
*interrupted by phone call*
"Don't blame you... "Miss Cori"..."
"You prolly thought it was a different story"
"But I'm, uhh... I'm taken"
"Right now, she's making me some eggs and bacon"
"I was wrong... I feel down"
"To lie about her, I am no role model"
These 5 words... in my head,
Scream, "You'll find another man yet..."
Yeeeah... yeeeeah...
"You'll find another man yet..."
Yeeeah... yeeeah...
Now to make it as a wise man
Check the sex of the person you're meeting
And this is how... you screw a blind date
Set it up with a man
This is how... to lose a blind date
Devise a good exit plan
Yeeeeah... yeeeeah...
*fade out*
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