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Song Parodies -> "S**t that Waste"

Original Song Title:

"Seize the Day"

Original Performer:

Newsies

Parody Song Title:

"S**t that Waste"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

DKTOS? YTIYI
Open your ass for fecal waste
Take the ExLax and chew it great
Blow out the eggs and
Smooth out your anus
Take that shite away
Arrise and shit that waste

Now it's time to shit that waste
(Now it's time to shit that waste!)
Drop anal balls with spincher lays
(Drop anal balls with spincher lays!)
Arse be defiant
No buns be united
Let us shit that waste!

Shit out of end to shit that waste
(Shit out of end to shit that waste!)
Dung out of arse will slide away
(Dung out of arse will slide away!)
Pounds will be flying
Colon makes giants
Let us shit that waste!

Giant balls in there
Splashing with fun
Underwear
Stained with brown dung

Open your ass for fecal waste
(Open your ass for fecal waste!)
Take the ExLax and chew it great
(Take the ExLax and chew it great!)
Blow out the eggs and
Smooth out your anus
Take that shite away
Arrise and shit that waste

Giant balls in there
Splashing with fun
Underwear
Stained with brown dung

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Dylan Baranski - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
WHAT THE HELL IS YTIYI?!?!??!?!??! P.S., The people are coming to the conclusion that poop parodies are like Nazi parodies. You'd best be careful.
2Eagle - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Is this your way of discussing politics? Poo is another word for act of congress according to a certain columnist. P.S. Dylan, that is the link to the original song.
Andrea Huckstep - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
No poop parodies, EVER!!!
Dylan Baranski - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
P.S., Sorry about the double comment. There's some sort of glitch here. Chuck, if you're reading this, please delete the surplus comment. 2Eagle-Thanks for your help. However, I've no idea what exactly it stands for.
Jonathan S. - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
To Pmaster: do you enjoy wasting peoples' time and making parodies 99% of us DON'T LIKE, you sub-human suckwad??
aoid - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
12 times you said that word (2 times with a long i). THIS PARODY SUCKS!
To those who complain - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
While I don't understand Poo's obsession. . .Jon S you make me laugh. . ."wasting peoples' time". . .the only person's time he's wasting is his own. . .YOU are the one wasting your time on his parodies if you don't like them, and Aoid, without poo parodies, you wouldn't have much of a purpose. . .afterall we only see you when you are here to complain about poo parodies or tell people who they need to grow up like you are some super-human adult, never to comment positively on another parody.
An Ignorant Piece Of Rancid Codfish - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
To TTWC: leave us anti-poop activists alone. And I'm sure Aoid has commented on non-poop paroides before. Scour the site, and I'm sure you'll come across something where he's made a positive comment.
To AIPORC - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice Name. . .anyway. . .no I won't, and no Aoid hasn't except when (s)he (since I'm not really sure on the sex) has commented negatively on a parodist (s)he regrets doing so on. I've found at least 20 negative comments, and more everyday, but not ONE positive. . .and for the record, I think Poo's parodies are very repeatitive, and poorly pace, but I don't think it is right to read a parody about a topic you know you hate, comment and vote negatively on it based on a topic you know you hate, and then leave comments about growing up when it was your choice to read it, and in my opinion-anyone who pays their bills is grown up and should not be told what level of humor he or she has to write at. . .I'm not Pro-Poop or Anti-Poop. . .if something is funny it's funny, but why judge a topic, if you don't like it don't read it, read parodies about topics that you like or are indifferent about and then judge those parodies. . .It's called constructive criticism, something I am not seeing much of at all. . .and that's sad. . .
Maddie's The Boss - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
to "To AIPORC": Aoid is male. And he has made a good comment on at least one parody. When I find such a parody, I'll point out the link.
Maddie's The Boss - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I found a parody with positive feedback from Mr. Aoid: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/sonnycher0.shtml

Toldja he says good things once in a while!
Below Average Dave - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
No, actually, I am not terribly fond of arguing over poop parodies. I check the latest comments a lot, if not for that I'd probably not even konw about all the rucuss. As it is, I do know about it, and my opinion is known. . .not a whole lot to say on the whole thing. I won't say I've never posted as another name, but on this topic--nah. . .no need to. . .

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