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Song Parodies -> "Al G."

Original Song Title:

"Elle G."

Original Performer:

Newsboys

Parody Song Title:

"Al G."

Parody Written by:

Elyse Durham

The Lyrics

This song is sung by an ex-Democrat who voted for Al Gore in the 2000 Presidential election and is now regretting his actions as he watches the recount court battle on CNN...The term "Boes" refers to Al's lawyer, David Boes. To God Be The Glory!-Elyse
Thumbs out on a lawsuit road
I am told leads to nowhere
Any network is as lib'ral as the next
But please, let's not even go there

Week seven: did we really assume
The election would be over on the day that we presumed?
Next time, could we kindly refrain
From watching CNN until we start to go insane?

Silence all, nobody breathe
Why in the world doesn't Al concede?
He promised he would
Overcome evil with good
Let's tune out while Boes has the floor
I cannot stand to listen any more
Al swore that he would
Silence that evil with good

And maybe Al's soul
Is a barren place
And his heart's full of cold frost
But Al-Gore still hounds
To tiny Florida towns
To find ballots
That might have been lost

Week nine: I am tired of that man
I'm so sick of politics that I don't want to understand
Like I said, I am tired of that guy
No longer will I listen to any more lies

Silence all, nobody move
I gotta know now what Al hopes to prove
He promised he would
Silence that evil with good
Shame, he ignores
The court's release
He'll appeal again, with different pleas
He swore that he would
Silence that evil with good...

When Al loses
You had better not cry
Why on this Earth did I for that guy?!
The Vice President
Trying for a better bid
I am in shock for every evil thing he did

Silence, all
Don't go to sleep
Al's as sportsmanlike
As an angry sheep
Don't try to return
Votes that you never did earn
And God, we don't want to see his face
The White House has not been a holy place
I know that You will
Overcome evil with good...
(C)2002 Elyse Durham

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