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Song Parodies -> "Gravillians"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

This song is a tribute to the Gravillians, the evil empire from the cult hit PS2 game Gitaroo-Man. Enjoy.
(Puma and Mr. Yasuda are talking)

(Puma) And the, the guy in the bee suit says
"I can't help being an idiot, I'm Gravillian!"

(Mr. Yasuda) You're right! They are so pathetic!

(Ming Ming) ENOUGH!
There's been far too much Gravillian bashing for far too long.
I say no more!

(Puma) Don't you mean no more MAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!*

(Yasuda) Good one, man! They are so stupid!

(Ming Ming) Stop it now!
Instead, let's offer our Gravillian brothers and sisters
This song of tribute!


Ming Ming: Oh I wish I was back with Gravillians
An empire which I never shall lampoon
How I pine for the Mariachi Sanbone Trio
And the awesomeness of Panpeus too!

Puma: Oh, I got one.
Oh I wish I was stuck in a swamp in Japan
Drinking beer with some big dumb guy with a trumpet
As he screamed and he struggled getting on his stupid suit
I would learn that's he's the Mojo King Bee!

Yasuda: Oh I wish I was in the group that brought us great Kai-Kakoon
The empire that brought us great Kirah too
No, I take that back I wouldn't join them even if you paid me!
Oh Gravillians you're a group I must estue!


(Ming Ming) But this is not in the spirit that I intended!

(Puma) Oh, give up already, they're such fiends!

(Yasuda) Well, they did give us the armored Gitaroo.

(Puma) And the great cathedral!

(Ming Ming) Oh, I'll try.


(Ming Ming) Oh I wish I was blowing up Prince Zowie's tower
And going down to bomb Gregorio
Oh, destroying Gravillians and all of their culture
Is by far my favorite scenario!


(Puma) OK, that's a little strong...

(Ming Ming) No, you're right! This is much more fun!


Just where the heck does Flying-O get off sharing a level
With U-1, far superior to it!
(Yasuda) Yikes!
(Ming Ming) Why you lousy stinking world-controlling power-loving idiots
You're empire's just a giant piece of


(Puma) Whoa, whoa whoa whoa!! I think that's enough.


(Puma) No no, that's OK. We mustn't hate! Mustn't hate!
Hey, have I ever told you how I fell about the Rhombulans?**

(Ming Ming and Yasuda) DON'T GO THERE!!!!
*MAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!: The yell that Gregorio yells several times in Level 8. **Rhombulans: A race of music-hating aliens that appeared in another iNiS game, Elite Beat Agents.

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Christie Marie M - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Cute and very funny one, DJ! I saw clips of Gitaroo-Man on YouTube and it seems like a cool game! I have a PS2 but don't have that game, though. I wish I could try my hand at the game because it's pretty cool! I enjoyed the scene with the Sanbone Trio! I also find it hard for Kirah to be one of the antagonists at first! Very creative dialogue in your parody! Next to parody writing,you're very good at play writing as well! 5's!
DJ Blaze - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks so much, Christie! I thought this was the one parody I would never get a comment on. I agree that it was hard to believe that Kirah could be an antagonist!

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