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Struggling Christian

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I'm currently a struggling Christian. Some verses in the bible make me angry to the point where I don't know what to believe anymore.
Look at me,
I currently can't pass for a true Christian. Not even a religious person.
Can it be?
I'm supposed to be atheist?
Now I see,
That if I were truly
to go atheist,
I would break my family's heart.

Who is that Christian I see,
Staring straight
Back at me.
Why is my religion something
I don't know.
Somehow I can't deny
that God exists,
though I tried.
When will my religion show
Who Christians are inside?
When will my religion show
Who I am inside?
Credit goes to the creators of Mulan for this parody. If you're an atheist, or a non-Christian, sorry if I offended you.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

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Jonathan - December 02, 2013 - Report this comment
I didn't vote but I just wanted to say this parody really isn't that bad aside from some pacing errors in my case I do believe in God always have always will but it seems to me that some things in the bible contradict themselves or just flat out don't make sense that said my faith in and love for God remains unchanged
Glen S - December 02, 2013 - Report this comment
What verses are you struggling with. I was raised Catholic, then stopped practicing through college. Now my wife and I joined a Reformed Church and I find its easier to understand the Bible now. Reformed is an off-shoot of Lutheran, which itself is an off-shoot of Protestant. What denomination are you? Cause I spoken with a lot of struggling Catholics. Catholicism is good, but sometimes too much tradition can acts as a barrier between us and the Word.
Callmelennie - December 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Glen, you have one thing backwards -- Protestantism is an offshoot of Lutheranism. Martin Luther is the first Western theologian to break from the Roman Catholic Church, other Europeans then broke from Luther........ And then there's the break made by Henry VIII; but most people believe that Henry's issues with the Catholic Church were more related to the Royal Penis and the gender of offspring issue-ing forth from the loins of his current wife as opposed to any particular dogma. In other words, Henry's issues were more prostatic than dogmatic

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