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Song Parodies -> "You Are A Thief"

Original Song Title:

"His Cheeseburger"

Original Performer:

Mr. Lunt

Parody Song Title:

"You Are A Thief"

Parody Written by:

Weird Bob Schnautz

The Lyrics

In case you aren't familiar with this song, it's from VeggieTales. At this point I am uploading all my songs I do to Soundclick so you can hear how it goes. Usually within a week I will have the final version of the recording up, but you can go listen to the beta if you want.
She said to him, "We've had a burglar
And he stole some nice things here as well"
He said to her, "I knew in an instant
When he set off the burglary bell"

She said "He escaped through the window
And our camera will tell everything"
And so they watched the digital footage
And they knew who it was right then

You are a thief, Burglar
You crummy thief, Burglar
They'll come for yo-ou
Yeah! They'll come for yo-ou

You are a thief, Burglar
You nasty thief, Burglar
They'll come for yo-ou
Oh, they will come for you

He held up the bank before sundown
He must have made threats twenty times
When he pocketed all of their pennies
Nickels and dollars and dimes

He left in his getaway chopper
He escaped with his craft in the air
The officers and cops were quite angry
His next strike could be anywhere

'Cause you're a thief, Burglar
You vicious thief, Burglar
They're tracking yo-ou
They'll be tracking yo-ou

Won't be so long now, Burglar
Oh, ugly thief, Burglar
They're tracking yo-ou
Oh, they'll be tracking you

'Cause they hate your thievery with all their hearts
And they're after you with poison darts
And if the world suddenly catches up with you, Thief
They will tie you at your hands and feet
And they will gag you if you try not to speak
And they will point a gun at you
They might even shoot
Take an ugly mug shot just of you

You are a thief, Burglar
If you think the lyrics are bad, you should hear me sing it on Soundclick!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Weird Bob Schnautz - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Uh...sorry..the original artist's real name is Phil Vischer. He played Mr. Lunt in the VeggieTales movie. This song will soon be available to listen to on Soundclick on Weird Bob Schnautz's page.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I also had another parody to the original song called "A Blessranger",which is about a Super Sentai team that I made up.
Weird Bob Schnautz - CORRECTION TO OWN PARODY LYRICS - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
CORRECTION: "They will gag you if you try not to speak" should read "They will gag you if you try to speak" lol, why gag a silent guy? My bad! :D
The Piano Minstrel - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing wasn't completely perfect but close enough for a five and it's a hilarious parody of a hilarious song, I love veggietales! 555

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