-> "Duracell"
Original Song Title:
"Carousel"
Parody Song Title:
"Duracell"
The Lyrics
“Charging! Charging!”
“All dried up”
Some Duracells in an 8-pack case
Batteries that need replaced
Bots need them to take control
Lasers shot police patrols
A blasted Boom’s the only sound
Robotic world’s all around
Rolled right up while tires squeal
To zap you in your heel
They’re sick and tired of a world that is controlled by apes
So they blasted ‘em till dead there’s no way to escape
They think they’ll do a better job running it themselves
So they shot down us and rang funeral be-e-e-ells
(Oh God! Oh God!)
Winning
Thinning
Achieving
We’re grieving
Hurting
Spurting
All bruising
Blood oozing
They’re hovering
We’re covering
We’re guaranteed
To disagree
Conclusion
Contusion
Brutality
Fatality
Armies tried to shows robots can explode
But with our Duracells they’re safe from shotgun shells
Can’t be shot and cannot melt
There is no way to leave a welt
Toasters won’t just cook your bread
They’ll bake your toes until you’ve bled
“KA-BOOM!”
The fridge that used to chill your food
Is now the one poisoning you
All machines have just one mind
To dispose of humankind
Think you’re safe while in your bed?
Electric blanket wants you dead
Prepare to fight!
Although you’ll lose!
(Screaming of people getting attacked)
A fast food oven’s fried your hand until you cried
A power surge made them berserk and they commit hate crimes
Living is quite vital to make your life complete
But unless we reconnect we’re going to be deceased
(Oh no! Oh no! Noooo!)
Fighting
Byting
We’re leaving
And grieving
Shocking
Socking
Not lasting
They’re blasting
We’re cowering
They’re towering
We’re never free
Till we’re debris
Bruisin’
Contusion
Mortality
Fatality
There’s no place to go
We are on Death Row
They’ll plug in Duracells
And take out all our cells
As soon as our blood is spilled
With their lasers we shall be grilled
Hide inside a tool shed?
That’s the worst place. There goes your head
(Panic slows as the numbers of people get fewer)
(The robots collaborate)
[Robot Leader]
We’ve finally won
(Humans are disposed!)
Angie Jolie
Lohan, Lindsay
They’re underground
People aren’t found!
I think we really did it!!!!!
(Robots cheer)
(And start laughing looking at all they have destroyed)
(Laughter dies out and they start to rebuild)
(An old Atari system has the last laugh with victory music)
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 5 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 5 | |
| 5 | |
| 5 | |
|