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Song Parodies -> "Chupacabra"

Original Song Title:

"Conga"

Original Performer:

Miami Sound Machine

Parody Song Title:

"Chupacabra"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Latin Chupacabra nonsense...
OMG, another body! Screaming:
Chupacabra!
Alien animal called the "Goat Sucker"
Run away! Don't dwell longer! Shouting:
Chupacabra!
Demon thing with red eyes wanders...

(Chorus)
Come on, move your body! Warning:
Chupacabra!
Razor tongue slits throats, then drains blood from hunger!
UFOs left on Earth this four foot monster!
Many sighted, Armies can't fight it!
Chupacabra feasts!

Everybody gather 'round now
Here's a carcass at your feet
Isn't that a deformed dog by chance?
Chupas have rough skin and taloned feet
Conspiracies surround the concept
Latin people's hearts do beat
Superstitions, Chupacabra!
Bloodsucking monster gives them the creeps!

(Chorus)

Though the people are not liars
They've seen them night and day
Some photos, lots of bodies
Don't believe a word they say
Hoaxers of them get the better
Tell them what is not
Alien nutters line up together
But this bullsh-t's gotta stop!

(Chorus)

The photos are always shoddy, lazy
Chupacabra?
Claimed bodies aren't much better
Cancerous dead dogs are media fodder
But poor people buy it, make it religious
Devil Monster!
Drives Cryptozoologists crazy!
Nations plagued by scammers

(Chorus)

There's no Chupacabra!!!

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Jose - May 15, 2016 - Report this comment
All joking aside, the Chupas are real. They have been seen in the fields of Cuba by workers and have terrorized villages. The Holy Mother protects us.

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