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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Ariel!"

Original Song Title:

"Opening Stage: Central Highway"

Original Performer:

Mega Man X

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Ariel!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

What would happen if The Little Mermaid herself would come to life in the real world?
I hate Ariel
I hate Ariel, a mermaid out of water
I'm getting tired of seeing her again and again

I'm sick of Ariel
I'm sick of Ariel, one of Triton's daughters
Why would I see a real-live mermaid wanderin' 'round just then?

Ever since she hops on her tail around the surface world
I'd thought her name's a better one for a boy but a worse one for a girl
Ariel, I hated Ariel, she's just a mermaid out of water
Ariel, the youngest of Triton's seven daughters

I can't stand Ariel
I can't stand Ariel, who hops along the pavement
With her tail, maybe someday I would bait her with something I have

Stupid Ariel
Stupid Ariel, don't wanna see her again
You've seen a real-live mermaid like that, just then you probably laughed

Ever since she's sitting on top of a trashcan that fell down sideways
I would've thought she was my girlfriend's worst enemy, I'd say
Ariel, I'm sick of Ariel, she's like a fish way out of water
Ariel, the worst one of Triton's seven daughters

Everytime she caught my eye, I have to run back from her
I'll call the cops and have them sent her to a local aquarium for the better
Ariel, I can't stand Ariel, have I thought she just betrayed Prince Eric?
Ariel used to live in the deepest seas of the Atlantic
Ariel, stupid Ariel, a mermaid out of water, that's not good
When will I have to execute her into scrumptious seafood?

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Jason - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
BOHHHHHHH-RRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
littleMerMaid - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, it sounds like that red-haired merMaid is often on your mind . . . perhaps you might take a more introspective look at your desires.

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