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Song Parodies -> "Running to the Bathroom"
Original Song Title:
"Running in the 90's"
Original Performer:
Max Coveri
Parody Song Title:
"Running to the Bathroom"
Parody Written by:
SamuraiMaster
The Lyrics
Sorry, there isn't a place to stop on the road for another good hour. I told you to use the restroom before we left, didn't I? Ever get that? Now you can sing this song when you run to the bathroom. I've had this idea for a while now, but never thought to write it out. Original song found there. Surprised it hasn't been parodied at all.
It just came up, came up on me just like that
Please pull over
Where's a rest stop? I really need to use the John
Call of nature
Please drive faster, please don't drive by rivers
Driving through the woods, would rather use a toilet
Keep my pants on, but I won't last longer
All I wanna do is unload breakfast
[chorus]
Running to the bathroom
I really really have to pee
I'm just running to the bathroom
Come on, clear a path for me
I am running to the bathroom
Too much Arizona Tea
I'm just running to the bathroom
You don't wanna know, what you do not see
No more fast-food, No, McDonalds is off-limits
Please drive faster
I am dire, it feels like it hurts to sit
Filled up bladder
We're almost there, wait another minute
Rest stop, half a mile, we'll stop there I promise
Cannot go faster, I'll exceed the limit
I cannot get another ticket
[chorus]
Running to the bathroom
I really really have to pee
I'm just running to the bathroom
Come on, clear a path for me
I am running to the bathroom
Too much Arizona Tea
I'm just running to the bathroom
You don't wanna know, what you do not see
Running to the bathroom
I ask you to let me be
I'm just running to the bathroom
The bathroom better be free
I am running to the bathroom
I'd rather not use a tree
I'm just running to the bathroom
Come on Mr. Gas man, give the bathroom key
Please go faster, a little faster gaining speed
I am dire
Call of nature
Too much green tea
Give me the key
Give me privacy
Running to the bathroom
Running to the bathroom
Running to the bathroom
Running to the bathroom
Please pull over
Where's a rest stop? I really need to use the John
Call of nature
Please drive faster, please don't drive by rivers
Driving through the woods, would rather use a toilet
Keep my pants on, but I won't last longer
All I wanna do is unload breakfast
[chorus]
Running to the bathroom
I really really have to pee
I'm just running to the bathroom
Come on, clear a path for me
I am running to the bathroom
Too much Arizona Tea
I'm just running to the bathroom
You don't wanna know, what you do not see
No more fast-food, No, McDonalds is off-limits
Please drive faster
I am dire, it feels like it hurts to sit
Filled up bladder
We're almost there, wait another minute
Rest stop, half a mile, we'll stop there I promise
Cannot go faster, I'll exceed the limit
I cannot get another ticket
[chorus]
Running to the bathroom
I really really have to pee
I'm just running to the bathroom
Come on, clear a path for me
I am running to the bathroom
Too much Arizona Tea
I'm just running to the bathroom
You don't wanna know, what you do not see
Running to the bathroom
I ask you to let me be
I'm just running to the bathroom
The bathroom better be free
I am running to the bathroom
I'd rather not use a tree
I'm just running to the bathroom
Come on Mr. Gas man, give the bathroom key
Please go faster, a little faster gaining speed
I am dire
Call of nature
Too much green tea
Give me the key
Give me privacy
Running to the bathroom
Running to the bathroom
Running to the bathroom
Running to the bathroom
lol, bathroom
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