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Song Parodies -> "Eardrops"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Massive Attack

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

Deaf becomes her.
Huh? What's that you slurred?
Can't hear a bloomin' word!
Deaf as a numbat.

Tipped in some lotion.
"Shakespeare cakes and spiders?"
Sorry, what did you... say?
Eardrops, I should buyyy.
Deaf as a doorknob.

High whine in my ear.
What? Shout up, possum!
Deaf as an adder.
Speak loud, you're soft as!
Deaf as a postman.
Ear drops, I espy.
Deafer than the dead.

Bottle, looks like lye.
Helps dreadful hearing?
Deaf as a brick wall.
Eardrops, gunna try.
Solvent starts hissing.
Deaf as a pet rock.
Wax cakes my ear up.
Deaf as a guide dog.

Eardrops burn like fire.
Heck, what is this stuff?

"That's sodium hydroxide!
Man, what are you, blind?"

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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john ulvang - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
freakin funny man. great punchline.
Red Ant - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I won't lye to you, this is funny. "Twat? I c*nt hear you. I have an ear infuction. Bare a$$ me again". Okay, old joke.......
Stuart McArthur - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL - great last line Luke - 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Pardon, Stu? Weight class time? Thanks, John Ulvang and Red Ant!
Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
"eight past nine" you goose - (yawn) off to bed....

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