Song Parodies -> Eardrops
| Original Song Title: | "Teardrop" |
| Original Performer: | Massive Attack |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eardrops" |
| Parody Written by: | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
Deaf becomes her.
Huh? What's that you slurred?
Can't hear a bloomin' word!
Deaf as a numbat.
Hey?
Tipped in some lotion.
"Shakespeare cakes and spiders?"
Sorry, what did you... say?
Eardrops, I should buyyy.
Deaf as a doorknob.
Eh?
High whine in my ear.
What? Shout up, possum!
Deaf as an adder.
Eh?
Speak loud, you're soft as!
Deaf as a postman.
Hey?
Ear drops, I espy.
Deafer than the dead.
...
Bottle, looks like lye.
Helps dreadful hearing?
Deaf as a brick wall.
Heywhadjasay?
Eardrops, gunna try.
Solvent starts hissing.
Deaf as a pet rock.
Eh?
Wax cakes my ear up.
Deaf as a guide dog.
Hey?
Eardrops burn like fire.
Heck, what is this stuff?
PAAAAAIN!
"That's sodium hydroxide!
Man, what are you, blind?"
Can't hear a bloomin' word!
Deaf as a numbat.
Hey?
Tipped in some lotion.
"Shakespeare cakes and spiders?"
Sorry, what did you... say?
Eardrops, I should buyyy.
Deaf as a doorknob.
Eh?
High whine in my ear.
What? Shout up, possum!
Deaf as an adder.
Eh?
Speak loud, you're soft as!
Deaf as a postman.
Hey?
Ear drops, I espy.
Deafer than the dead.
...
Bottle, looks like lye.
Helps dreadful hearing?
Deaf as a brick wall.
Heywhadjasay?
Eardrops, gunna try.
Solvent starts hissing.
Deaf as a pet rock.
Eh?
Wax cakes my ear up.
Deaf as a guide dog.
Hey?
Eardrops burn like fire.
Heck, what is this stuff?
PAAAAAIN!
"That's sodium hydroxide!
Man, what are you, blind?"
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freakin funny man. great punchline.
I won't lye to you, this is funny. "Twat? I c*nt hear you. I have an ear infuction. Bare a$$ me again". Okay, old joke.......
LOL - great last line Luke - 555
Pardon, Stu? Weight class time? Thanks, John Ulvang and Red Ant!
"eight past nine" you goose - (yawn) off to bed....
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