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Song Parodies -> "All I Got For Christmas Is Flu"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Maria Carey

Parody Song Title:

"All I Got For Christmas Is Flu"

Parody Written by:

Jonnerrs

The Lyrics

I just got the snots for Christmas
That's the thing I don't need
To sick to care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just sit here on my own
Shivering and feeling low
My nightmare just came true
All I got for Christmas is...
Flu

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is something that I need
Put a box of Beecham's powders
Underneath the Christmas tree
A gallon of Lemsip in my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
From my germs he'll stay away.
Beneath my blanket on my own
Sod the cold and sod the snow.
And my nose is turning blue.
All I got for Christmas is Flu
Flu baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I just want these aches to go
No one's gonna want to kiss me
Underneath the mistletoe
I ll just make a list and send it
To Boots the chemist pretty quick
I can't even stay awake cos I
Had my Night Nurse, Benylyn and Vick
'Stayin home alone tonight
My breathing is so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I got for Christmas is Flu
Achooh baby
All the lights are shining
Makes my head ache everywhere
And the sound of bronchial coughing fills the air
And everyone is cringing
I hear those plague bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me what I really need
Won't you please bring my cure to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see some aspirin
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just wish my nose was blown
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want is a cure for this........
Flu.

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Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Another parody that's nothing to sneeze at.

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