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Song Parodies -> "Poison Ivy"

Original Song Title:

"Sex and Candy"

Original Performer:

Marcy Playground

Parody Song Title:

"Poison Ivy"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

For Ages of Amiright part 2
Walkin "round
In the woods by myself
And Im walking through vines
Crap, now Im wonderin
Where's this itch from?
Im scratchin my behind
Out in the woods
Looked down and started screamin

I've got poison ivy here
I can't stop scratch-ing my rear
Did I bring some Aloe Vera
For my protection?
Or did I bring some itchin cream?

Runnin "round
In the woods by myself
And I've done so much itching
And I was headin for the car
Then there it was
Freakin' stupid antpile
Yeah there it was
I think I need First Aid

There's all fire ants out here
Bees are stingin in my rear
Kick their asses, and I walk here
In this direction
Shoulda put some bug spray on me
Get rid of this poison ivy-y
I got poison ivy here
Now Ive got a babooned rear
Im scratching all my armpit hairs
I need some lotion
Or a bottle of itchin' cream
Some bug spray to kill off all the bees
Yeah doctor help me with this ivy

2007 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

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 5   17

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Matthias - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
You're not the only one that bees are attacking, check out my parody of Faith Hill's, "Breathe", as for this one you have 555 rashes all over this parody's skin
alvin rhodes - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
i'm itchin' to give ya fives
John Barry - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad I wasn't on the excursion, but glad I read the parody.
crazy8snake - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
An excellent episode for Itchy and Scratchy. Loved the Baboon rear.
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Some really funny stuff here, Jack! You are definitely going from strength to strength. One tip: keep an eye on your rhyme scheme. Otherwise, a worthy 555
Red Ant - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
A massive improvement over TOS. Lemme rash-ion you some 5s.
tomario - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
loved "Now Ive got a babooned rear "oh i can't get the image outta my head !!!! very good parody $55 now go get some cream.
Agrimorfee - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) I won't scratch this one off the list of winners!
Below Average Dave - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) I hate Poision Ivy---but I love Sex & Candy. . .but they aren't funny--you parody most certainly is, and is the last one I had to read--at least it was on a Positive (well maybe not so positive as for the subject) note.
bobpiecheese - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) It itch, I scratch! It itch, it itch, I scratch! Itch, itch, itch! Scratch, scratch, scratch! This Jack Wilson Par'dy Rules!
Cat - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Yowch! Painful parody, but still great! I too loved the "babooned rear," that made me laugh out loud.
Michael McVey - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody about a very bad condition. Probably the best stuff I know of is calamine lotion.---MM
Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Major pacing problems here, but otherwise it was ok. What's a babooned rear?
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above...yeah, what's a babooned rear? Maybe I read this one too fast the first time.
Kristof Robertson - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above: definitely improvement shown here
Jason - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ouch! Funny though.
Below Average Dave - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Oh Man, I'm glad you had this in Ages and I got to give it points, because this one is a great parody. . .I thought wow only 14 entries, well voting will be easy for me this month, but everyone brought their A game. . .Great job
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I was going to suggest following this with a "Cream on" parody... but I guess it's been done already :-)
Max Power - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Good
Cat - March 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
The Charnstar - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
ISOTM - I was so hoping this was about Batman, but still, great parody here, 5-5-5
Peter Andersson - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I'd gladly trade the current weather here for a place/climate where poison ive grows...
Jack Wilson - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias: LOL ya know Ive seen that by now and love it!
Alvin : Belated thanks!
John:LOL, thanks
crazy8snake: LOL sure would! Thanks
Kristof: Thanks! Like what do ya mean for this one? Ok, I know sometimes its hard to rhyme,. and I have too many here's and rear's so yeah
Red Ant: Thanks! I actually love the OS LOL
tomario: LOL here ya go *gives you itching cream*Oh wait thats Preperaton H *gives you actual itching cream*
Agri (both times): Babooned rear=red ass
Dave(both times): Thanks! Glad ya liekd it both times. I know 14 entries surprised me too, there's been like 25 SOTM entries before
Kristof again: Thanks!
Phil: LOL thats ana wesom3e idea, didnt you do that? I think it was about something else though, maybe ill do one like this!
Cat(both times) : Love it when people laugh out loud at my stuff, thanks!
Bobpie:LOL that was great,thanks
Jason: Thanks!
Peter: Go ahead, thanks
Charnstar: LOL thats a great idea! I wouldve if the Ages of AmIright \Event wasnt nature, hmm maybe Ill re-write this about Batman LOL
wannabemustangjockey - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I see I'm not the only one who got a laugh out of the "baboon rear" line.
Stuart McArthur - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - LOL Jack - it's going to be hard to get some of those images out of my head - 555
Tim Mayfield - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - This would make a great Devo parody too "Scratch that itch! Itch ain't good!" Very clever stuff.
tomario - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
that babboons rearing it's ugly head again stonking parody
Johnny D - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Reminds me of Itchy and Scratchy from The Simpsons!

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