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Song Parodies -> "Bombs that go Foom"

Original Song Title:

"Cars that go Boom"

Original Performer:

L'Trimm

Parody Song Title:

"Bombs that go Foom"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

I usually only write one parody per song but this one has an easy rhythm to follow. If you feel small as a world leader, that is when you talk about your nuclear arsenal... except no matter how many nukes you have, you are still small...
Bombs that go Foom!

(Sung to "Cars That go Boom" - L'Trimm)


So many kinds, where can we start?
we like 'em tactical and GPS smart.
I like the ones with the big warheads,
(Usually owned by guys with small foreheads).
Stop. What happened, how about the cool despots?
Which ones?
The ones with the bombs that go..
I hear you..
Test it!

I was reading Foreign Desk links from Lisa Daftari
When one caught my eye with certainty,
Some dork in a black suit with hair so lame,
Was threatening to send the world up in flames!
We laughed and then snorted; who is this flake?
That wants to put the world on high temp bake.
He was screeching all about impending doom!
He held a little button controlling bombs that go foom!

We are Kim and Vlad and when we're looking rather dull,
We speak out in public 'bout our nuke arsenals.
There are Sieverts and Grays and radioactive mushrooms.
We have a love affair with the bombs that go foom!

And then we found Vlad at his Moscow pad,
With an economy tanked he was feeling rather sad.
But he soon found a way to lift the gloom,
He spoke to the public 'bout his bombs that go foom!.
He is rattling his saber with no regrets!
(But Russia has bicycle powered internet!)
But he is now a man with a dirty boom!,
As he shows off his arsenal of bombs that go foom!

We are Kim and Vlad and when we're looking rather dull,
We speak out in public 'bout our nuke arsenals.
There are Sieverts and Grays and radioactive mushrooms.
We have a love affair with the bombs that go foom!

They are shiny and metallic and pointy and hard!
That sounds rather phallic (You pervert retard!)
How 'bout chest thumpin' without being so crass,
Get your heart a thumpin'; they will nuke your ass!.
With your missiles at the forefront your last card has been played!
(To quiet a screeching insect you need RoundUp or Raid)
So if your manhood is insipid, give us all a break,
Cease with the prating; we have had all we can take!

We are Kim and Vlad and when we're looking rather dull,
We speak out in public 'bout our nuke arsenals.
There are Sieverts and Grays and radioactive mushrooms.
We have a love affair with the bombs that go foom!

Everybody just test your nukes
Everybody just test your nukes if you feel small,
Now press!
Hit it!
Beep, beep beep beep beep!
Come on everybody!
Hey, hey hey hey hey!
Foom foom foom foom foom!

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