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Song Parodies -> "Outback Steakhouse"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Special"

Original Performer:

Love Machineguns

Parody Song Title:

"Outback Steakhouse"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

I am feeling like I am running out of ideas for parodies... and when that time comes, the best thing to do is parody BEMANI music. No, this isn't the same Midnight Special that Ledbelly did. This is a ska-punk song from GuitarFreaks and DrumMania. And the theme of this parody goes well with the OS! BTW, I've never tried Outback Steakhouse, just saw the commercials.
When you're worried out,
You gotta know just where to dine
Cause you never know
When you eat steak with crocodiles

So you go to this place
Eating great food from down under land
You never know if you'll eat
Lobster or eat crab!

That is why when you're hungry
We go to the Outback Steakhouse!
Never eat Aussie Cheese Fries*
That's the only rule at Outback Steakhouse!

At the bar, get hungry
Never know what you're gonna eat
But who cares? You're at the Outback Steakhouse!!!
*According to Wikipedia, "Men's Health magazine condemned Outback's Aussie Cheese Fries as 'The Worst Food in America,' with 182 grams (1,638 calories) of fat and nearly 3,000 calories per order."

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Andria - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job! My favorite casual-dining place is the Outback, and I have been known to order the Aussie Cheese Fries along with coconut shrimp, a Bloomin' Onion and an alcoholic beverage or two or three or more, and I don't end up sick most of the time. Maybe that can explain why I weigh 198 pounds as of the last time I weighed myself... 5s for you.
Mark Scotti - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Makin' me hungry, mate! Left a $555 tip...
Christie Marie M - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
You sure gone Outback tonight! This is the perfect OS for the parody you wrote especially since the singer sang in an Aussie accent. Makes a great commercial jingle, too! Here's 5 onion blossoms, 5 baby back ribs, 5 Aussie cheese fries!
blackjack21 - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Outback Steakhouse: No Rules, Just Fives
DJ Blaze - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Andria, Mark, Christie, and Blackjack! I didn't think this parody would be that popular (since it was so short), but apparently I was wrong! I'm probably going to take a break from parody writing for a while, thanks to school starting back this Wednesday. Which this hiatus brings a funny nickname to me: DJ Laze!

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