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Song Parodies -> "Can I Get a Price Check"

Original Song Title:

"Can I Get a{ What What}"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Can I Get a Price Check"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Bounce the check. Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Bounce the check the check, bounce the check?

You go shoppin' in the morning.
Get yourself enough dough.
Even worse, if you were broke, would you get some.
You couldn't really get yo' finer things.
I won't see how much this ring cost, KILL FOR,
Can you PLEASE GO?
We got product still coming, from the stores of Thailand.
Would you buy them, if you were'nt so broken?
If you weren't ah, eight dollars, you are like a Wigger.
Do you wanna buy a gowny, or some clown paint?
This store is futuristic could ya'.
Put your money your money where your mouth is- you wigga'.
See myself a man workin' from 9 to 5/
Now your askin' an unimportant question in yo' life.
Go to the bank now. Maybe there's one by the mall, yo'.
I may be yo' cashier, but you ain't get none.
If you have enough money from your job, cuz' my pay is low.
Baby girl, if this is so, yo'.....


Can I get a price check?
For this item without a tag.
This is a new hose, tell me how much dough?
Can he get a price check?
For this woman, what about yo' bag?
Do you want paper, or you want plastic?



Bounce the check. Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Bounce the check the check, bounce the check?
Uh, this is your bagger.
Bounce the check. Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Uh, c'mon.
Bounce the check. Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Yeah, uh uh uh uh.

You ain't gotta be rich, so screw 'dat.
You got enough money j9ust to by your BUS PASS.
Fo' I put this juicy juicy in the plastic bag.
Can you afford this, these two Bread Wonders, don't be corny.
The completion makes me, so horny.
Toothpaste ailse on the front end.
You got no money, baby girl, you better,
"Go straight to the bank and get some". Man!
I like a, lot of X-tra, Dentine and Vodka.
Open midnight, every night, seven days a week ya'.
Get the tag, I check it down, I need a price check on a,
Juicy Juice and some Pop Rocks, Tell me quick and then I'll get them.
I'll let you in on something, and then give you a discount.
My suit remain in Versachi's name.
I won't test your patience, wigga', your high maintenance.
High class, rich with alott green cash.
If that's all yo' askin', I'll ring 'em up, yo' .


Can I get a price check?
For this item without a tag.
This is a new hose, tell me how much dough?
Can he get a price check?
For this woman, what about yo' bag?
Do you want paper, or you want plastic?
Can I get a price check?
For this item without a tag.
This is a new hose, tell me how much dough?
Can he get a price check?
For this woman, what about yo' bag?
Do you want paper, or you want plastic?

Now where's the price tag, the price tag.
None.
Now where's the price tag, the price tag.
None.
Gee' boy I might need a price check.
Now where's the price tag, the price tag.
None.
Gee' Gee' Gee' Gee' Now where's the price tag, the price tag.
None. Yea'.


It ain't even a question,
When there's no tag,but don't worry I'll get those.
Like I get it everytime, especially clothes.
Waht y'all guys don't know, it's easy, to get pirce checks.
Women betta' have their money for slacks.
Before they go, runnin' they mouth, promotion, YAY!
I be typin' keys, right now, go 'head, tell me now.
"I need a price check on a faucet spout, item 200.
Makin' em wait, forever even if they don't wanna'.
It's been SO LONG.
Since I met a girl who didn't need a price check then I'm,
DEAD WRONG, when I switchin' SHIFTS NOW.
So HOLD ON to that carton of floss and some spearamint gum.
Cause from NOW ON, you can witness Ja the CASHIER MAN.
Who's a newbie and a PIMP NOW, cause I wear some Fitch clothes.
Velvo needs a check, hope we get robbed by wiggaz.
I'm talkin' bout high school friends who might be here, you wit me.
If not, then they'll rob ya, I just ****ed you.

Can I get a price check?
For this item without a tag.
This is a new hose, tell me how much dough?
Can he get a price check?
For this woman, what about yo' bag?
Do you want paper, or you want plastic?
Can I get a price check?
For this item without a tag.
This is a new hose, tell me how much dough?
Can he get a price check?
For this woman, what about yo' bag?
Do you want paper, or you want plastic?

Bounce the check. Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Bounce the check the check, bounce the check?
Bounce the check. Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Bounce the check the check, bounce the check?
Bounce the check. Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Bounce the check the check, bounce the check?
Bounce the check. Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Bounce the check the check, bounce the check?
Yo' bounce, the-the-the--the-the check.
Can ya' bounce the check, Bounce the check?
Can ya', can ya', can ya',
Bounce the check the check, bounce the check?

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Mavis - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, Diana, while you're out looking for those Kriss Kross lyrics, (which wouldn't be found on this site anyway) you might want to see if you can find a dictionary, too, so you can improve your "writting" skillz. You also might try to find some manners while you're at it.

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