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Song Parodies -> "Bad Dawg"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Boys"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Inner Circle

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Dawg"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

This is about Duane "Dawg" Chapman, the Bounty Hunter, making a racial slur
Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg! what'ja do
What'ja go and do..
Uttered that "N" word, shame on you

Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg!
What'ja say it for, what'ja say it for
You should know the score..
Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg!
Welcome to the door,
Welcome to the door
Others left before..

Thought you were straight
Showed some good traits
Wore gold jewels, but forgot the golden rule
So, now you are cryin' like a simple fool
Learn ABC's..go back to school..

Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg!
Messin' with the word
It should not be heard
Is your mem'ry blurred?
Gibson, Richards, not so long ago
Also let words blow, paid the price, you know..

You chucked it on this one
You dubbed it on this one
Your son turned on the taper
Now, you're trashed in every paper
You struggle with the caper
And your son becomes the raper..
You chucked it on your fans
And you've landed on your can..

Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg!
Where ya' gonna go, where ya' gonna' go
Since they scrubbed your show
Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg!
Whatcha' gonna' do, whatcha' gonna do
A&E says, "Through.."

Nobody gonna give ya' no slacks
When you're disrespecting blacks
Everyone choppin' the axe
You're beggin' on TV..no-one letcha' relax

Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg!
Whatcha' got to say. say it every day
What good will it do..
Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg! try to make a plea
Try to make a plea for sympathy..

I guess this means that you are a dawg after all
Not a human being, born of a mother, and the
love of a father..
Bad moments come and bad moments go
But will this bad time ever let go..
Time will tell, have to wait to know..

Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg! struggle to explain
Say you feel the pain, you were off the chain..
Bad Dawg! Bad Dawg!
Grunt and bear the brunt, go and bounty hunt,
But, from now on, watch your back..

Bad Dawg!


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malcolm higgins - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderful take on a very bad boo boo from the Dawg
AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Malcolm
McKludge - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Not that I'm condoning the Dog, but how pi$$ed must his son have been at him to release the tape to the media?
AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
McKludge...True, a multiple of wrongs were committed here
Guy - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This is not an easy song to parody. I did it once and hurt my head in the process. It had to be equally difficult to put to pen the proper prose and poem to get the desired effect; A delicate balancing act that was done with precision.

I just know that the man is a BAD DAWG and needs to be in the Dawg House for this for sure. No excuse ever for using that word by anyone, period, is the way I feel about it. I'm fiving this one and no need to explain what the 5 for funny replaces.

This is the 3rd weird comment security code I've gotten in a row this morning. This one is PC3. I'm starting to really freak. Chucky - what are you doing Chucky? Or should I say HAL?
Jack Wilson - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This was HILARIOUS! 5s
TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent AFW... loved the Richards/Gibson get and the way you carried the whole theme progression so well through so long an OS... maybe as punnishment, he should be forced to live with M. Vick.... now that would be a Dawg `Pound`!
John Jenkins - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
... or maybe he can be a guest commentator on the new Don Imus show. Timely, witty stuff, AFW.
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
no biscuit for the dawg...but fives for YOU
AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy..for votes and comments..and right, some of those codes are strange and/or funny...and thanks, Jack...and thanks, TJC..M Vick and Dawg pound, funny comment, there...and thanks, John, another good punishment idea, and thanks, alvin,
Red Ant - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I only know the first part of the song from COPS... well done spoof, and perhaps the best OS to use (Led Zep's "Black Dog" might also be workable...). 5s McKludge: his son released the tape???
AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
RA...In case McKludge doesn't ramble by...Yes, Dog's son set him up...taped the private call, evidently, for the cash..since he, then sold the tape to the "Inquirer"
Kristof Robertson - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent fun, AFW; we get Dog The Bounty Hunter on cable over here....gotta love you Americans...Duane's hardly inconspicuous, is he? 555 on the run for ya!
AFW - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof...Yeah, we do have some fun over here, but as everyone knows, to have that real good time ya' gotta' go...Down Under.
ChuckyG - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
security codes are totally random, though it would be cool to embed some hidden message into them or something. If you missed it on inthe00s, I fixed the issue with the slashes with apostrophes and double quotes. It was due to previews and security codes, which I must not have tested enough.
Slash/ 'postrophes - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
ChuckyG - I was premature with the complaint. The Slash/ 'postrophes were eliminated when the screen refreshed. Sorry for jumping the slash apostrophe gun and I did not see the message on inthe00s. So I guess it`s 00 on me. Thanks for the reply.

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