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Song Parodies -> "March of Freedom Death"

Original Song Title:

"March of Cambreadth"

Original Performer:

Heather Alexander

Parody Song Title:

"March of Freedom Death"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

Filk is sort of quasi Folk Music based on characters from S & S Novels or the novels themselves. When a drum and bagpipe was added to this one,, if made what even some in Scotland called a martial song in the old traditional style. The US is in danger from...The March of Freedom Death.... don't let them win!
The March of Freedom Death

(Sung to 'The March of Cambreadth by Heather Alexander)

ObamaCare is in full swing,
ObamaCore is sickening!
The first one dredges up that awful smell
The second one sends your kids to hell...
Where the things we will do to them will be unkind
Like brainwashing their empty minds...
The educrat pundits will reign on high...
How many rights can we make die!

Both sides will each other blame
As the Constitution goes down in flames
Pointing out the other sides flaws...
While they act shocked at lack of law...
Filthy little hacks; curse their excess!
as they shit on the institution called Congress
Term Limits now for the rats we despise...
How many rights can we make die!

Guard your money and assets well,
Or they will tax you straight to Hell
A hole in your wallet and backside sore,
You'll feel like you supported Al Gore.
You will earn less money but need more bread
Soon the living might envy the Dead
Raise a red flag to the sky,
How many rights can we make die!

It's time to appease the handout hordes
with their minds like rotting gourds
A mindless mob who will think what we say...
Is the dawning of a better day!
Rig up a barge to ship them to the EU
Don't let the bastards ruin this country too!
Or the Congress put another stick in our eye...
How many rights can we make die!

Oh, VP speech is so idiotic!
(Paying more taxes is patriotic!)
Tax them all until they are cyanotic
Those who want tax reform are moronic!
What do we care about the cost and toll
as long as reform is shoved down a hole...
Here's the latest phone game and a sackful of lies!
How many rights can we make die!

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