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Song Parodies -> "Yes, No, I'm Not Sure About My Condition"

Original Song Title:

"Can I Borrow Some Ambition?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guttermouth

Parody Song Title:

"Yes, No, I'm Not Sure About My Condition"

Parody Written by:

Mang

The Lyrics

Well, I'm starving for attention
and I think I have Surrection
and my only opposition
to my own health condition
But i'm lookin' for a line
probably on somebody elses' extra time
and if I had a life
man, I'm sure i'd lose my wife

I'm fishin' for a valid excuse
and when i think of abuse
I wanna use it on a moose
The mooses health is greater than my own
too much time is spent being pwn'ed

Yes, no
Gotta' find another health insurer
Yes, no
I'm not not gonna say no?
Yes, no
I'm not sure about this
Yes, no
Never had anything to miss
Never had nothin' to miss

Can i revive my own condition
with a box of AntraMixen
dude, I need a liver transplant
with only a'few minutes for a rant
like a positive addition
needed a mission but i lost
and I'll do the world a favor
and make sure it's all savored

I'm fishin' for a valid excuse
and when i think of abuse
I wanna use it on a moose
The mooses health is greater than my own
too much time is spent being pwn'ed

Yes, no
Gotta' find another health insurer
Yes, no
I'm not not gonna say no?
Yes, no
I'm not sure about this
Yes, no
Never had anything to miss
Never had nothin' to miss

Yes, no
this song is repeating alot
God, no
It ain't not good fer' my health
Yes, no
I'm sure sure where to go
Yes, no where am I supposed to go?
Where am I supposed to go?
How am i supposed to glow!? O_o

Anyways, I'm starvin' for competition
and I needed a perfection
to save my own affections (life)
plus my lack of motivation
I'm looking for a new life (and wife)
but I think I just lost my life

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