-> "Jerry Brownstone"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Brownstone" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
I once lived in California
The weather and the people were nice
There were liberals there then
but I still could afford the price...
I still live in California
I make 60K a year...
But I live in a tent shelter
and there's a lot more yet to fear...
They been smoking some... Jerry Brownstone
These liberal assholes
They're destroying my home ya, ya, ya
They wrecked my home!
I used to not like politics but I didn't really care
So the liberals became a plague
I now only hope that Sacramento
won't put CA in a grave!
I miss the days of Reagan and fiscal common sense
and the minimalization of the queer...
But now we got Ze, Zer, Xie, Hir
And 58 genders here!
They've been snorting some... Jerry Brownstone
are busy burning down my home!
(Or my smelly tent!)
Now I have to leave California
I'm looking for an escape clause...
But Jerry Brown
he is doubling down!
As he plots more ruin with laws...
I used to be an optimist but now I am a realist
Condition Red for sure!
I'm only hoping that Sacramento
doesn't throw me on the floor!
It was California Dreamin' but now it's only schemin'
as i flee from CA demise!
But Sacramento is now a bit more mental
and CA will pay the price!!
They are mainlining... Jerry Brownstone
Their laws are living
And they're destroying my home, ya, ya, ya
(What I call a home)
And I need a home!
I now live in Las Vegas
and I make lower wages
but I have a real roof on my head!
I now laugh at Jerry Brown
and his cadre of clowns
as they make California dead...
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