Song Parodies -> Knockin' On Wilson's Door

Original Song Title:	"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Original Performer:	Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:	"Knockin' On Wilson's Door"
Parody Written by:	Cal Thomas

A song about, you guessed it, Dennis the Menace and his crazy hijinks with good ol' Mr. Wilson. If you don't know who Dennis the Menace is, chances are you had a very deprived childhood and you won't enjoy this parody.

Mama took my slingshot away,
I can't use it anymore
Pestering neighbors on a Sunday,
Think I'm gonna go knockin' on Wilson's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door

Papa says I should stay away,
I shouldn't bother him anymore
But I can't resist spray-paintin' his driveway,
Think I'm gonna go knockin' on Wilson's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door

[Mr. Wilson]

"Listen Henry, this is the last time I'm gonna tell you to keep your kid off my lawn.
That Dennis is a menace and these shenanigans need to stop or I swear I'll discipline him myself! God damn kids"

Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
[Mr. Wilson]
(Hey, hey, get off my lawn!)
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
[Mr. Wilson]
(DENNIS MITCHEL!)
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
[Mr. Wilson]
(Nono, no, no not my rose bushes!)
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
[Mr. Wilson]
(Oh, that's it. Come here you little menace!)
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wilson's door
(repeat)

Comments are appreciated. If you like this song you may also like some of my other songs such as "Mr. Flintstone", "You Could Be Emo", "You Give Rock A Bad Name", "Keanu", "Hair Metal Ain't Wack", or "I Raised My Kids (On Rock N' Roll)".

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Bob Dylan - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I Sang This.

Axl Rose - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment

...And I covered it, since I am the greatest rock star that EVER lived!!

Avril Lavigne - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment

...And I covered it, too, since I am the greatest punk-rocker that EVER rocked...well, maybe...

Cal Thomas - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I know the song was written by Bob, but this is a parody of the Guns N' Roses version (hence the Wilson speach where in the GnR version their was a phone call). Glad people like it though.... Avril, I hope you don't get around to reading that "You Give Rock A Bad Name" parody or you might be a little pissed.

Scrawny Johnny - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment

I really like this parody!! Fortunately, I'm not a deprived child since I grew up around comic strips!! In fact, I have family who actually does a recognizable comic found in most American newspapers! Keep up the comical parodies!

Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment

No menace to society here, as opposed to your Avril song.

Red Ant - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment

555 for you, very good.

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Song Parodies -> Knockin' On Wilson's Door

"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"

Guns N' Roses

"Knockin' On Wilson's Door"

Cal Thomas

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